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Cobble you admitted giving the elf the cookie that caused his heart attack.
Bxgrl. You should have the cookies tested for traces foxglove.
Snappy- elves do not have winkies. They breed via their noses, and I don’t want to get further into the subject because it is seriously a disgusting concept. Unless you’re another elf. 🙂
Good managers, such a moi, make an effort to research the cultures of those who work for us. We were a pc factory- until cobble took us down.
And if the Chinese are so great why didn’t they go around the world and kick a lot of non-Chinese ass, like how Alexander the Great rolled? Q.E.D.
They never thought they needed to?
Actually, the elf was stuffed. He hasn’t been picked up at the taxidermist yet because we don’t have any surplus funds to pay for the stuffing.
How did he come up with 23 more children? Bxgrl said he had 50. Did his paperwork say 73? If he was declaring more dependents than he actually had in order to get a bigger weekly salary, you’ve got a case of tax fraud there.
Either that, or his wife found out about the extra 23 kids, and offed him herself. Who do the kids look like?
LMAO to Biff’s 2:42.
SGOTD = Steal GOTD?
Or CTGOTD = Capture the GOTD?
“SHE SQUEEZED HIS WINKIE???? COBBLE, I’M SHOCKED AT YOU!”
I NEVER touched that damn elf! NEVER! Well, I may have shoved him away once at a Xmas party years ago when I thought I overheard him talking about fighting for an increase in benefits. But he was drunk! DRUNK, I tell you!
everything is cyclical. We on top now and we enjoy boasting about it while it last. How much money you want to borrow now?