Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
Photo by noflash.
No, sadly I was at home. I did have sushi tho’
I’ll never forget back in the early ’90s when I first moved to NY and saw a person pooping publicly for the first time. It is burned in my memory, unfortunately, and is somewhat of a defining moment of me now realizing I live in New York…
lurker…was that you whom I met last night????
Woofer…it was the very early 60s when I was doing it!!!
See what happens when you leave for a few hours?
Say What- You’ve had a bug up your ass about MM for awhile. Something happen? MM verbally castrate you? (over to you dave. wink wink).
Hey Dave – back in the burbs in the 70’s/80’s, we used to call that “Ding and Ditch It”.
I guess this could be “Dingle Berry and Ditch It”!
What- plenty’s the time I’ve defended your right to post. It is a public blog after all. It is my business- I speak my mind honestly and especially if someone is unfairly attacked (fairly attacked is a whole other story). Once you post into the ether, it’s fair game for a comment.
Chaka makes many valid points about this whole incident. This is an incident that doesn’t really warrant police attention. Yes, the woman needs help but that is a larger societal issue.
If this “poopgate” is the most horrific thing in this homeowners experience then I think he/she is also in need of some help.
Faithful, you are so right.