Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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“”Chirp monkey??????”
Yep, Chirp monkey!!!!!!!!”
I don’t think the Harvard debating team has much to worry about.
DOWhat, since you’ve apparently forgotten to continue counting down the days until doomsday, I’ll remind you we’re down to 55.
This “suppose” to be a blog about BROWNFUCKINGSTONES!!!!!!!!!”
And now apparently, brown stoops
the only posting that hinted at this as being a race issue was yours What. You are a hypocrite of the highest order.
“WHY IN THE FUCK WE ARE DISCUSSING THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This “suppose” to be a blog about BROWNFUCKINGSTONES!!!!!!!!!”
All excellent points What, very difficult to disagree with you today!
“Chirp monkey??????”
Yep, Chirp monkey!!!!!!!!
“Anal retentive White and Proud”
Anal White and Pound…
” I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! ”
WHY IN THE FUCK WE ARE DISCUSSING THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This “suppose” to be a blog about BROWNFUCKINGSTONES!!!!!!!!!
Nice going Brownstoner. I think we will meet when the meltdown happens. A nice face to face chat on the finer points of conducting a Blog and not promoting race/class warfare..
The What (Still fuck all of you)
Someday this war is gonna end…
Chirp monkey??????
Point being maybe there will never be a solution to effectively help people like this woman? Sad commentary on society. As enlightened as we like to think we are, sometimes we treat the less fortunate as pariahs, not as people in need of extra help. there’s been a lot of joking on this thread but I’d like to think under all that is real concern.
Anal retentive White and Proud
Me thinks me senses a petit soupcon of sarcasm all the way over here white and proud. I’m shocked and dismayed by your cynicism!!
Perhaps you find “poopy talk” not to your liking?