Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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Dave: Since (s)he is incapable of answering you directly ….
Dave
Yes, gas prices have crimped my vacation plans. High gas prices are ruining my budget. It certainly doesn’t help that I am not gainfully employed. A steady paycheck and related health insurance – including coverage for therapy – would be a great help for me. If these tough economic times don’t end soon, I won’t have a pot to p!ss in or a stoop to poop on.
Have a great vacation, Dave. You deserve it. I look forward to seeing you back on brownstoner upon your return.
Safe travels.
I love you.
what
DOWhat–reading your post I see no mentions of prefects having economic problems. Is GD2 the second great depression? Sounds fun.
Once Uncle Sammy brings back the candy? Has the candy ever gone anywhere? I am sticking it out What so we will be neighbors whether you like it or not. We are having drinks on October 16th (your doomsday according to you 90 day countdown) and you are invited.
I’ve actually seen this happen on Clinton Avenue (btwn DeKalb and Lafayette) as well. Also an older black woman, although I couldn’t tell if she was disabled or challenged. I was stunned particularly as it was around 9 a.m. on a Saturday morning. She opened someone’s gate and squatted among the grass and flowers. A jogger went by and did a double-take (as did I). This was around 2005 or so.
It was actually pretty cool to have a heated discussion of ideas and no one said chirp monkey.
Yep, I know. I’ve been reading this one all day – sheesh! It’s been kind a lively! But really the best was the Park Slope Coop yesterday…oh…my…god…it really brought out the “je ne sais quoi” in everyone. And bonus feature – I agreed with Polemicist on something – I know, it shocked me too – I still don’t feel right about it.
“I’m driving What. You got any place to go to this summer or have the gas prices got you staying at home in your yard in Lodi with that nice above-ground pool and your PBRs?”
Nope Assfuck PBR are for newly transplanted Midwestern Asshats!
Driving down to Philly so your boyfriend can “Gimp” you? Aw sweet Dave. Take biff with ya so he can watch.
“Hey DOWhat! Nice to see you back. How’s the “prefect economic storm” going?”
Here Dumbass read it here.
Fannie, Freddie Preferred Stock Downgraded By Moody’s (Update3)
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a1VvedIH9C5o&refer=home
“Moody’s joins a chorus of analysts and investors who say Fannie and Freddie’s limited access to “economically attractive” capital will give Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson little choice but to bail out the beleaguered mortgage-finance companies.”
Bail out, bitch! BTW You will not live in Asshats Hill for 20 years! Once GD2 is underway and Uncle Sammy brings back the Candy (Drugs) you will run for your life!
The What (Still Still fuck every last one of you)
Someday this war is gonna end…..
Thanks CH. It was a good break. It must be noted that this dust-up was entirely started by the Twat, who called me out on something I never said. Not trying to create unnecessary drama.
Ah yes, what would Friday afternoon be with a little dust up with What and Wasder.
Hey Wasder – hope it was a good break!
“Hey wasder! Hey Assfuck did you close yet on your “investment” in Asshat Hill? Oh please do because Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be government entities by Tuesday morning! I see why you hateme. I’m in your head, Bitch!”
Hey DOWhat! Nice to see you back. How’s the “prefect economic storm” going? Are the prefects scared yet? I never called my house an investment. I said it was a house I was going to live in for 20 years with my family. Never have I referred to it any other way so you can STFU. I wonder why you came crawling back here for more punishment. You used to be funny but since you invented your DOW8000 sock puppet you are just pathetic.
Meanwhile, hello to everybody else. I was away in the wilds of Vermont for a week.