Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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I think that reader on Dean was just full of sh!t.
Mentally unstable women crapping on your stoops and wondering endlessly when Whole Foods will arrive…Wow, you guys have huge problems in your neighborhoods!
My father told me that “back in the day” my grandmother would go out and clean up after the horse-drawn milk truck passed by and use that in the garden and she had the nicest garden on the block.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Ohhhh…..so this one of the neighborhood amenities that makes Boerum Hill a better neighborhood than say, WT? It just reeks of elitism. 😮
Why don’t you leave out your compost box and both benefit from the situation? 🙂
likewise gkw…i was about to eat a banana when i was innocently scrolling along looking for a juicy bickerfest to read…and ARRGGGGHHHH!
I think there’s a bigger issue here that no one is addressing. This is another example of Brooklyn getting the short shrift compared to Manhattan. Times Square gets those “glamorous public toilets” and what does Brooklyn get???
Someone whould make a stink about this.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15813686/
I this really necessary at this hour of the morning? I admire the author’s levity, but I personally feel like I’m going to vomit.
tiptoe…i used to live at the corner of 54th and lexington…glad to see great minds think alike about leaving!!!!
We had a guy who hung out on the corner with his boxes and crazy signs but he always ordered Chinese food from his cellphone to be delivered to his corner!!!