Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…

A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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Unfair swipe at MM. If there is anyone who consistently speaks up on racism- overt, covert, obnoxiously overt- it’s been Montrose.
And point well taken, MM. No one should have to live like that. Sometimes the levity is just a way of dealing with situations that are too distressing or unpleasant. Ever hear a firefighter talk about burn victims? You’d think they were insensitive to the max. then you hear about the funds they raise, the hospital visits, the outreach to victims and their kids.
Would have been better, I think, to have called 311, not the police. They have other things to tend to and probably more frightening to a woman whose mental state is fragile. There isn’t much they can do except call homeless services. Which the OP could have done more directly via 311.
did I touch a nerve???
You can get another new login..stfu daveinbedstuy
Dave–I am surprised you didn’t make comment about the “prefect economic storm.” Any prefects on the board should be nervous.
daveinbedstuy shut the fuck up!
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Someday this war is gonna end..
What- you’re off base on this one. The poster didn’t just single out race, but also listed, gender, physique, and hygeine in the description. You’re crying wolf on this one. Big Time.
Plus the “Hood” reference is disguising!
Nothing’s being disguised What. Disgusting!!!
I think the reference to color was so that people can understand that they might be watching out for a black woman instead of an Asian woman or a white woman. Should they just have said person and not alluded to sex either??
But you may be right. I too hope this does not lead to a renewed racial profiling effort by the police, stopping every black woman around to make sure she’s not about to pinch one off
i agree, z’s plea of “nimby!” (or “nimfy” as the case may be) did not apply to pee.
” She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! ”
“mentally disabled black woman,”
Why is race a factor? If this was a “well to do white man” would this blog say that? Plus the “Hood” reference is disguising!
But that’s OK, I know the prefect economic storm has come ashore and I hope to GOD all of you get destroyed!
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Someday this war is gonna end…
BTE Montrose Morris why did you write a long winded post of this use of covert race statement? I bet you too busy kissing this blog ass.
i disagree…I think z was only talking about #2. No one here has mentioned that the lady did #1 as well.