Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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I’m 52 now What. We were +2% for the month of July!!!
bxgrl…you’ve been told!!!
Police Officers hate getting calls involving “EDP’s” because these calls can turn into bad situations really fast. Unless the person is committing a crime, they do not arrest. In some cases were the crimes are mere violations (like pooping on a stoop) and not actual misdemeanors or felonies, they will sometimes make the arrest just so the person can be taken to the hospital for evaluation. If the crime is a misdemeanor or felony, chances are a bail will be set and the person will be held in jail with the judge ordering a 730 mental health exam. This is just a stop gap measure though. Even in jail, the person can not be forced to take their medication and only in the rarest of circumstances will a judge issue an order for “forced meds.” Once released from jail, they are given a mental health discharge plan but of course not too many of them stick to it.
The other option is calling DHS via 311. They do not have the resources to respond as quickly as the Police and they can’t force someone to go to a hospital or worse a shelter which is worse than jail.
The jails have become the new mental health hospitals and it is a trend that needs to be reversed. The mentally ill deserve better.
What, if you call my post above long winded, I’d hate to see what you call some of my really long posts.
There is a vast difference between describing someone, using race as part of the description, and ascribing that race to the behaviour of that person, as if it matters. I think I have the smarts to tell the difference, and to sound off when necessary.
I haven’t “kissed blog ass” ever. I have been known to embrace a manual of English grammar from time to time. You might want to try it, the uneducated, bad Ebonics laden What rants are getting tired. You are better than that.
I will say this Asshats! Keep fucking laughing…
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are finished……
I love the Bullshit on this Blog>>
Dave, you are a 51 year old Douchebag in Bed Stuy and a Hedge Fund Asshat! You are going to get pounded the most!
The What (Bxgrl Mind your business)
Someday this war is gonna end…
What no loofah?! Oh wait- I thought someone posted awhile ago loofahs are so over 🙁
Yes dave- I’m out of surgery now. They expect that I will make a full recovery with the repair to my jugular.
Yes Woofer..It could have been worse. Imagine if she did it in a paper bag, then set it on fire and rang the doorbell.
I hear that kids used to do this but I wouldn’t know.
I think maybe the neighbors of that guy who gave everyone on the block a report card should do it to him!!!
This is indeed very sad.
It is also very disgusting. Could you imagine stepping on it, like a banana peel, on your stoop?
Perhaps the poster should leave some soap-on-a-rope dangling from those lovely cast iron newel posts.
I’m glad you’ve recovered from your beat down on the Forum bxgrl!!!!
Excuse me- that would be copying, dave 🙂