Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
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HA! Funny lurker! I sense a subtle raising of the eyebrow, n’est-ce pas?
not to get all serious here, but yes, this person needs “societal” help, and the world would be a better place if a 311 call could address a situation like this. however, if i were the homeowner and a clearly mentally ill person was taking a dump on my stoop for the third time, i might call the police too. reporting something to the police isn’t just about your experience, and how do i know whether this lady is dangerous or not? the police can, and do all the time, decide for themselves whether police attention is warranted. chances are, since this lady is in the neighborhood apparently frequently, the pct knows her, knows her history, and responded appropriately.
ooh ooh! dave! dave! can I invoke the words opinion nazi for the What?? Huh, huh? Can I?? will I lose the argument if I do that?
Touche’ lurker! Point to you.
z- you never said what a chirp monkey is? Share please. I may live to regret asking that.
It’s great the way the level of discussion on this blog has risen since guest posting was eliminated.
Omnivore doo is only off limits if you want to grow food. Or if the shitter’s on a lot of pharmaceuticals. You can make a lovely flower bed with humanure.
And, um, not sure it needs to be said, but Petebklyn, there there is a long road and a whole body of social work research between handing out money and legally compelling treatment. Some if it includes things like providing supportive housing for people who decline other treatment. Which can be mighty unpopular, but it does keep throop loop stoop poopers from needing the services throop loop stoop pooper scooper. Everything has got tradeoffs.
“I see why people jump on you because you ask for it, Bxgrl”
dare I say Pot, kettle?
i never heard of a “chirp monkey” before so i looked it up on google. as it turns out, on the entire world wide web, the term “chirp monkey” has been used only 20 times, and only a few times as an actual two-word expression. so congratulations, what, you’ve made internet history!
Officially off his meds!!!
“What- plenty’s the time I’ve defended your right to post. It is a public blog after all. It is my business- I speak my mind honestly and especially if someone is unfairly attacked (fairly attacked is a whole other story). Once you post into the ether, it’s fair game for a comment.”
MM can defend himself. He don’t need you to help hin and I see why people jump on you because you ask for it, Bxgrl
“Say What- You’ve had a bug up your ass about MM for awhile. Something happen? MM verbally castrate you? (over to you dave. wink wink).”
No he’s a ball sucking chirp monkey like you…
Hey wasder! Hey Assfuck did you close yet on your “investment” in Asshat Hill? Oh please do because Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be government entities by Tuesday morning! I see why you hateme. I’m in your head, Bitch!
You see folks keep fucking around! Keep thinking everything is OK… You are going to get got!
The What (FUCK ALL OF YOU!)
Someday this war is gonna end…