Return of the Stoop Pooper
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I…
A reader sent in this woeful tale of the downside of having a coveted stoop: “The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the ‘Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).’ Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her.” The reader is on Dean between Hoyt and Bond. Any other sightings?
Photo by noflash.
I’m driving What. You got any place to go to this summer or have the gas prices got you staying at home in your yard in Lodi with that nice above-ground pool and your PBRs?
Let’s just point her toward that infamous composting toilet in Clinton Hill and call it a day! Problem solved.
Now now DOWhat, that wasn’t very nice. But we’re all going to be dead in 55 days according to you anyway, right?
“OK everyone…I may not see you all much over the next 2 weeks. I’m going on vacation but might stop by every now and then for my daily dose!!”
I hope you fucking die in a plane crash you fuck…….
The What
Someday this war is gonna end…
Biff that’s a good point neither one of them (in and of the same) have ever commented on brownstones.
Dave, have a great vacation. See you back here in September.
Dave, DOWhat’s hypocrisy is legendary.
“This “suppose” to be a blog about BROWNFUCKINGSTONES!!!!!!!!!”
Interesting. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen any comment from DOWhat on a brownstone. I guess it’s easier to cut and paste quotes and links relating to the economy all day long.
Not long ago, an older gentleman (I’d say in his late 70s) had been yelling jibberish outside of my window all day. It was in the high 90s, and I honestly thought he was going to fry out there. At one point he wondered off but eventually he came back and passed out on my neighbor’s stoop. He seemed like he had dementia or Alzheimers, and I was worried about his fate. 311 told me to call my local precinct and never even suggested DHS. My local (76) asked if I had called 311. Buck passing all around.
OK everyone…I may not see you all much over the next 2 weeks. I’m going on vacation but might stop by every now and then for my daily dose!!
If not, I’ll be back Sept 8.