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The oddest thing about the new listing for 47 Sidney Place in Brooklyn Heights is the broker the sellers chose to use: Tabak. We can’t recall them ever having a Brooklyn listing, and they’re not likely to get a whole lot more giving the lame, lazy effort they’re making on this two-family house. With a price tag of $5,250,000, you’d think they could take a nice shot of the exterior and include some interior views as well. As it is, it’s pretty hard to comment on the pricing. The description makes the house sound pretty fancy schmancy, but without pics there’s no way to know whether it’s well-done, or just nouveau cheese.
47 Sidney Place [Tabak] GMAP P*Shark


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  1. THL, I completely missed the skyline mural. But this is like watching a movie like Memento. Each time it is viewed, one finds new things that were originally missed. Regarding your porn reference, I could swear this place was featured in the ’70s classic Milly Does Mill Basin.

  2. Sorry, I needed a second to compose myself after seeing that. Now I can’t stop the questions from forming…

    How did they manage to get 4 lots? Did they just buy people out?

    What’s with the Teal? That’s a hell of a lot of Teal.

    Do you think that NYC skyline mural (which I am assuming lights up) will go in the parlor of my 1890’s townhome and if so where can I get one?

    Can you say Crystal??

  3. This looks like it was designed by Elton John on LSD. I feel like a 3 year-old in an advanced calculus and linear algebra class. I’m staring at the images but don’t know what to make of it.

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