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Elves are essentially blue collar union workers. they don’t organic nutritious health snacks from a Chips Ahoy.
Who knew they had harnesses for dental dams?
OK…so a dental damn during cunnilingus or analingus is the equivalent of going to Paris but only on the Internet.
“I’d rather get a venereal disease than get a root canal.”
If you’re married much better to get the root canal 🙂
Yeah, when it comes to certain acts and certain forms of protection, I’m in the “why bother” school.
(Ohhhhh, donatella, pure as the driven snow you just spent a week shoveling off your car!)
“And it was NOT a cheaper cookie, it was a nutritious health snack.”
Ha! You all are killing me!
Just for you Dave:
magazine.ayurvediccure.com/how-to-use-dental-dams/
I’d rather get a venereal disease than get a root canal.
Bxgrl, That damn rabble-rousing elf cost me money! He called in sick all the time, and despite having 67 sick days, he managed to use them all up! And it was NOT a cheaper cookie, it was a nutritious health snack. I was trying to help him make better food choices! You can’t run a tiara factory on Milano’s and Oreo’s! AND had that damn elf lived even just a few weeks longer, he would have had a retirement package that would have made Michael Bloomberg wonder where he went wrong!!