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COBBLE ACCUSED OF MURDERING PLUSA ELF!!!
Is it like cornflakes without the milk?
Like pb and no jelly?
Like Ashford without Simpson?
🙂
A nutritious health snack? You call Little Debbie oatmeal cookies a nutritious health snack – because it has “oatmeal”? BTW- according to his contract, all his pension benefits now have to be paid to his widow (who was at least 500 years younger than him.)
As I heard it, he was so upset by the “Nutritious health snack” he hyperventilated, then had a heart attack. You killed him, cobble! *SOB!* You killed my elfie!
It’s sort of like looking at a beautiful day through the storm window I guess.
Seriously though, dd’s are terrible. Which is why you should only do that with a woman you are in a relationship with and when both of you have been tested.
I think it’s the equivalent of the recipient going to Paris with the giver stays home.
By denton on December 31, 2010 1:24 PM
“I’d rather get a venereal disease than get a root canal.”
If you’re married much better to get the root canal 🙂
I’m partnered so pretty close to being married. Either one of them can sometimes be a longer lasting root canal.
“OK…so a dental damn during cunnilingus or analingus is the equivalent of going to Paris but only on the Internet.”
Sure, but you don’t come home with bedbugs or that nasty Parisian “I refuse to shave my armpits” stink on you 🙂
“OK…so a dental damn during cunnilingus or analingus is the equivalent of going to Paris but only on the Internet.”
ROFL!!!