Eff your elfie! Oatmeal is good for your heart, so it can’t be a heart attack that killed him. Just read the Quaker Oats box! That damn elf probably died just to screw me!! Even dead he’s costing me money! I’ve gotta run, I’ve gotta go read his contract and see if there are any loopholes I can find that allow me to cheap out on his wife’s benefits. Maybe that time I caught him drinking on the job will help. Yeah, yeah, it was the company holiday party, but it was during working hours!
Dorothy without Toto
GOTD self awarded.
Clarissa without Jennifer!!!!
CALL THE DOORMAN! BE A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NARC!!!
YES, DH, you should!!
“Yeah, I am innocent. ”
Today you are. Yesterday you were checking in Japanese sex hotels with boyfriends AND girlfriends!
Birds without the Bees.
Seals without Crofts?
Eff your elfie! Oatmeal is good for your heart, so it can’t be a heart attack that killed him. Just read the Quaker Oats box! That damn elf probably died just to screw me!! Even dead he’s costing me money! I’ve gotta run, I’ve gotta go read his contract and see if there are any loopholes I can find that allow me to cheap out on his wife’s benefits. Maybe that time I caught him drinking on the job will help. Yeah, yeah, it was the company holiday party, but it was during working hours!
my neighbor is listening to bon jovi very loudly – i should call the doorman