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a) dudes prefer ‘stripper tits’ (?) to brains.
b) dudes have all the agency, and it is up to them to go with or leave women, who are passive except for their ‘power’ to attract men via their tits.
c) brainy chicks are necessarily unattractive and ‘hot’ chicks are necessarily not brainy.
“That’s like when a dude spends all night in a cool convo with a brainy chick about books and then she gets all sad when he goes home with a hot chick with stripper boobs.”
ignoring the substance of this whole argument [because it’s ridiculous] i did want to pause on this little bit – this hypothetical girl’s sadness is pitiable *because she couldn’t figure out that she was talking to a douchebag*.
of course, that’s assuming I go along with the various sexist assumptions underlying the sentence:
a) dudes prefer ‘stripper tits’ (?) to brains.
b) dudes have all the agency, and it is up to them to go with or leave women, who are passive except for their ‘power’ to attract men via their tits.
c) brainy chicks are necessarily unattractive and ‘hot’ chicks are necessarily not brainy.
quote: That’s like when a dude spends all night in a cool convo with a brainy chick about books and then she gets all sad when he goes home with a hot chick with stripper boobs.
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I have an inlaw who is a fake wannabe intellectual of French stuff. It is tiresome. Recently she got the boob job to go with the hype.
JB I don’t know. I saw some of his beer in Brooklyn recently and that really took me by surprise. McNeills is just the local bar in Brattleboro – what’s his beer doing in NYC??? Maybe he signed some sort of a licensing deal with someone who doesn’t go catatonic every day.
Ray makes awesome beer though. I have it on good authority that he never cleans the tanks.
“If you have business to transact with Ray you have to catch him before noon.â€
Does someone else handle his business then? I mean, how does my buddy with a bar at the Jersey Shore end up with his product if he’s basically a useless drunk?
a) dudes prefer ‘stripper tits’ (?) to brains.
b) dudes have all the agency, and it is up to them to go with or leave women, who are passive except for their ‘power’ to attract men via their tits.
c) brainy chicks are necessarily unattractive and ‘hot’ chicks are necessarily not brainy.
a) usually
b) sometimes
c) it’s abt availability
“That’s like when a dude spends all night in a cool convo with a brainy chick about books and then she gets all sad when he goes home with a hot chick with stripper boobs.”
ignoring the substance of this whole argument [because it’s ridiculous] i did want to pause on this little bit – this hypothetical girl’s sadness is pitiable *because she couldn’t figure out that she was talking to a douchebag*.
of course, that’s assuming I go along with the various sexist assumptions underlying the sentence:
a) dudes prefer ‘stripper tits’ (?) to brains.
b) dudes have all the agency, and it is up to them to go with or leave women, who are passive except for their ‘power’ to attract men via their tits.
c) brainy chicks are necessarily unattractive and ‘hot’ chicks are necessarily not brainy.
quote: That’s like when a dude spends all night in a cool convo with a brainy chick about books and then she gets all sad when he goes home with a hot chick with stripper boobs.
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I have an inlaw who is a fake wannabe intellectual of French stuff. It is tiresome. Recently she got the boob job to go with the hype.
haha jb good stripper analogy.
Actually you know the best way to gather solid intel on McNeill’s? Go to a strip club and ask for the Vermonter. She’ll know.
I tuned in time for lechacal the Pascal! le chacal le philosophe! 🙂 Lech makes a lot of sense.
JB I don’t know. I saw some of his beer in Brooklyn recently and that really took me by surprise. McNeills is just the local bar in Brattleboro – what’s his beer doing in NYC??? Maybe he signed some sort of a licensing deal with someone who doesn’t go catatonic every day.
Ray makes awesome beer though. I have it on good authority that he never cleans the tanks.
jb – good comparison, but if choosing a mate was all about character then we’d all be bisexual. or something.
“If you have business to transact with Ray you have to catch him before noon.â€
Does someone else handle his business then? I mean, how does my buddy with a bar at the Jersey Shore end up with his product if he’s basically a useless drunk?
another person arrested for groping hotel maid. this among host of WTF headlines I’m seeing on NYPost