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“i’m gonna open a booth at smorgasburg selling Organic, Locally Sourced, Artisanal Nutcracker!”
haha – that’s an awesome idea. make them with fresh squeezed fruit grown in hipster beard hair and use locally made brooklyn spirits.
Prezanon, that book sounds interesting. It takes special parenting to help these poor kids. I think the first time I heard of Autism was the series finale of Chicago Hope (I think that was the show).
bfarwell,
Paraphrasing Yakov Smirnoff on the OT is grounds for
a summary judgement and punishment.
The sentence includes being tied down while an army of OT cats scrapes off your epidermis with their raspy tongues.
“Every Russian I’ve ever had a serious conversation with has been able to focus for approximately 4 minutes in exchange for 20 dollars.
Except Kens.”
You mean Kens focuses on the stripping?
And why are you paying to have serious conversations with strippers?
ADD and ADHD are bullshit. Turn off the goddamn TV and make your kid play outside until he’s tired. There, you now have Dr Jackal’s prescription.
I have a schizophrenic half brother. One time he got naked and threw a brick through a liquor store window. He lives in a halfway house in New Jersey. My dad’s first wife wrote a book about his disease. Sea of Glass I think the book’s called.
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There was also no Carpel Tunnel syndrome when I was a kid. Apparently carving one’s messages on a rock was a lot less stressful on the hands than typing on a Blackberry and keyboard.
“Nutcrackers here! Get yer Nutcrackers right here!”
Rob, I’ll pay you $12.50/hr to work the booth with me. deal?
I rob’s autoeroticism similar to autism?