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Rob, after the tomato is down your pants, how do you rid it of poo mist and/or ball sweat?
most people dont have poo mist and ball sweat down there, but some people DO sweat bullets if they are stealing, so you do have a point. yeah ew, maybe there is a bit of a kink in the system. but im sure a ball sweaty tomato’s gotta taste better than fruit grown on some beardo’s rooftop where they probably use their own shit for manure, right?
are you talking about those baskets churches have on a long stick and stick in pews where people put money into? oh god, dont get me started on those.. there are tricks to be had for that too (tho i would never steal from a church…) the local church in my grandmother’s town furnished her entire apartment for her.
You may have hit on a fool proof MO, Rob. There was a story in Tokyo about an elderly professor who was caught shoplifting a specialty shitake mushroom. He said he was just sick and tired of scrimping and denying himself luxuries and couldn’t take it anymore. He swiped the mushroom (which was worth a couple of hundred dollars) He was busted and had to suffer infamy. I think most people felt sympathetic though.
“yes, you can’t get in without paying. You have to buy a ticket.”
got it, and with the basket, you can just pass it if you can’t afford to give. but you gotta give me this, you’ve still got a body asking for money in both instances.
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Rob, after the tomato is down your pants, how do you rid it of poo mist and/or ball sweat?
most people dont have poo mist and ball sweat down there, but some people DO sweat bullets if they are stealing, so you do have a point. yeah ew, maybe there is a bit of a kink in the system. but im sure a ball sweaty tomato’s gotta taste better than fruit grown on some beardo’s rooftop where they probably use their own shit for manure, right?
*rob*
Fairway sale price for this week (starting tomorrow) is $6.99–just went up. Was $4.99 a couple of months ago. This week’s sale is Colombia Supremo.
are you talking about those baskets churches have on a long stick and stick in pews where people put money into? oh god, dont get me started on those.. there are tricks to be had for that too (tho i would never steal from a church…) the local church in my grandmother’s town furnished her entire apartment for her.
*rob*
good point jessi. It all goes to the same place, and for the good of the church.
You may have hit on a fool proof MO, Rob. There was a story in Tokyo about an elderly professor who was caught shoplifting a specialty shitake mushroom. He said he was just sick and tired of scrimping and denying himself luxuries and couldn’t take it anymore. He swiped the mushroom (which was worth a couple of hundred dollars) He was busted and had to suffer infamy. I think most people felt sympathetic though.
rob if someone kicked you in the crotch with a tomato down there you would look like you had a man period
Rob, after the tomato is down your pants, how do you rid it of poo mist and/or ball sweat?
“yes, you can’t get in without paying. You have to buy a ticket.”
got it, and with the basket, you can just pass it if you can’t afford to give. but you gotta give me this, you’ve still got a body asking for money in both instances.
oh yeah and if and when hyper food inflation happens, expect every “urban” rooftop farm in brooklyn to be PILLAGED.
*rob*