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also: please make note, i do not shove tomatoes down my underwear. this is purely hypothetical at the moment if and when hyper food inflation DOES happen. you have to be prepared for shit like that. bitch please, i aint gonna be standing in some salvation army bread line. you either learn the survival skills NOW, or youre forced in line with the rest of the “omg wtf just happened to the price of dinner” crowd.
i dont think they are allowed to actually pull your underwear down and search you. the only thing you have to worry about would be being caught on video camera, but most guys KNOW how to get their hands down to their privates conspicuosly (or is it inconsconspiculously?) and if they did are they really gonna ask for the tomato back?
*rob* Yes, they have a Fairway in Harlem and in Red Hook too. In Red Hook, somebody actually scoops and weighs the beans for you. (They learned about bean snatchers from their Harlem store I guess….)
also: please make note, i do not shove tomatoes down my underwear. this is purely hypothetical at the moment if and when hyper food inflation DOES happen. you have to be prepared for shit like that. bitch please, i aint gonna be standing in some salvation army bread line. you either learn the survival skills NOW, or youre forced in line with the rest of the “omg wtf just happened to the price of dinner” crowd.
*rob*
i dont think they are allowed to actually pull your underwear down and search you. the only thing you have to worry about would be being caught on video camera, but most guys KNOW how to get their hands down to their privates conspicuosly (or is it inconsconspiculously?) and if they did are they really gonna ask for the tomato back?
*rob*
“DIBS DO YOU SOMETIMES BUY HIM CHICORY COFFEE???? AND THEN GIVE IT TO HIM IN HIS YELLOW CAN????”
Jackal, DIBS is strictly a bottom.
yes, you can’t get in without paying. You have to buy a ticket.
“I had to pay to get into the church.”
Is this different from putting some dollars into a collection plate?
I am picturing you getting caught with the heirloom tomato stuffed in your pants, *rob*. hahahahaa….
I just read your whole post Rob, you are nuts.
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(They learned about bean snatchers from their Harlem store I guess….)
damnit! im not a THIEF thief, but when i lived in chelsea i used to go to Balducci’s on 8th avenue. it was a snatcher’s HEAVEN!
*rob*
*rob* Yes, they have a Fairway in Harlem and in Red Hook too. In Red Hook, somebody actually scoops and weighs the beans for you. (They learned about bean snatchers from their Harlem store I guess….)