Paramour??? The damn elf was 2’3″ to my 5’4″! He loved his wife and 50 children and I don’t go for married men. This is shameless libel and may I say, bigotry on your part. The nerve. My cats are at the ready.
And I insist you begin paying his pension to his bereaved wife.
Yes, we have allegations of attempted unionization, poison cookies, overwork the poor little man, being shoved under the tiara buffer, sexual harassment and poking him in the buns with Dave’s phallus collection. Should be a doozy of a trial!
“Paid with PLUSA funds? No wonder our corporate bank account is so low!”
bxgrl was having an affair with the little rabble-rousing cretin! She asked for more money for him! I was paying for tiaras! Not to fund some elf who wanted to start a union and raise the hourly rate those elves were getting!
“All I am saying there’s a reason why American music goes a lot farther and is FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL expecially in the past 40 years on a global scale than pretty much any other nation’s music….”
A lot of the Chinese guys posting on Craigslist “Men Seeking Men” are rather creative.
Paramour??? The damn elf was 2’3″ to my 5’4″! He loved his wife and 50 children and I don’t go for married men. This is shameless libel and may I say, bigotry on your part. The nerve. My cats are at the ready.
And I insist you begin paying his pension to his bereaved wife.
“Cobble killed the elf.”
BSM, You’re dead to me.
Yes, we have allegations of attempted unionization, poison cookies, overwork the poor little man, being shoved under the tiara buffer, sexual harassment and poking him in the buns with Dave’s phallus collection. Should be a doozy of a trial!
One of my favorite Monty Python songs: I Like Chinese:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljCR4bTazQc
I say we just start each day under the assumption that Jester has already won the GOTD and it’s up to someone to win it back by out-G’ing him.
Cobble took the elf out because of his unionizing activities.
“Paid with PLUSA funds? No wonder our corporate bank account is so low!”
bxgrl was having an affair with the little rabble-rousing cretin! She asked for more money for him! I was paying for tiaras! Not to fund some elf who wanted to start a union and raise the hourly rate those elves were getting!
“All I am saying there’s a reason why American music goes a lot farther and is FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL expecially in the past 40 years on a global scale than pretty much any other nation’s music….”
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