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I see I am not the only one who has spent too much time around consultants.
“The last page is a disclaimer that says nothing in the presentation should be relied on to make any meaningful decision about anything.”
100% correct. And this is how I spend the rest of my day!!
“Biff, I went to an event recently with a Canadian senator. She looked and acted like she could drink me under the table.”
Lech, I wouldn’t be surprised if she used to play on the Canadian Women’s Olympic Ice Hockey team.
Benson, that’s the second last page. The last page is a disclaimer that says nothing in the presentation should be relied on to make any meaningful decision about anything.
“Biff, all you have to do is put that to music, call it Canada Rock, and you’ll make a fortune.”
How about Outhouse Rock instead?
There’s no indoor plumbing in Canada.
Should I be embarrassed to admit that I have all the Schoolhouse Rock DVDs? And the book?
Biff, I went to an event recently with a Canadian senator. She looked and acted like she could drink me under the table.
Most consultants’ presentations are a lead-up to the last page, the conclusion, which can usually be summarized as follows: “This matter needs further study, and so you need to extend my contract”
You are kind of awkward in person, IJ. I guess I can see you being a good public speaker.