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“I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to _______________.”
Squash a fight between Hitler and Nixon
“I have a nice space hidden behind a big oak tree along the fence where I’m going to ________________.”
Set up low cost office space for Brownstoner
If that upsets you I guess I really shouldn’t tell you that I poured the wine into a beer mug.
I kid! I would never abuse alcohol (by putting it in an improper receptacle that is).
Most of my gardening tools are hand me downs from my folks. My mom is fanatical about that stuff so if I mention that I want to start composting she’ll bring me the proper tool the next time she visits. She grew up in the English countryside and has always had impeccably manicured garden beds.
Maybe THL. And I have a long handled shovel but that doesn’t necessarily mean its the right tool for planting bulbs.
“I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to _______________.”
spread mulch while obviously not having the correct tool.
Gardening Tips From a Ghetto Asshat.
I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to……mulch!
And using ‘mulch’ again in BRG vernacular 😉
“I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to _______________.”
Do the macarena!
Yeah, but I already HAVE a pitchfork.
THL…mulch is much easier spread with a hay fork than a pitch fork. The tines are not as thick and spaced further apart and you can more easily get a larger quantity of mulch on the fork each time.
Gardening tips from a Ghetto Asshat.
THL MadLibs #2
“I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to _______________.”