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You may be right Dave. Depends on how much Chardonnay, Riesling and/or Pino I knock back (it’s summer so I’m going with whites.
I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to turn over a pile of mulch, with my hubby looking on with the do I take away the wine or the pitchfork look on his face.
‘Bless your heart Biff! I just imagined you taking off your suit jacket and shoes, then slipping on your cardigan and Keds sneakers before you typed that.’
aaaaahhhhh…..This is getting too mulchy (mushy) for me!!
Bless your heart Biff! I just imagined you taking off your suit jacket and shoes, then slipping on your cardigan and Keds sneakers before you typed that.
You may be right Dave. Depends on how much Chardonnay, Riesling and/or Pino I knock back (it’s summer so I’m going with whites.
I just imagined myself pitchfork in one hand, glass of wine in the other, all tipsy attempting to turn over a pile of mulch, with my hubby looking on with the do I take away the wine or the pitchfork look on his face.
‘Bless your heart Biff! I just imagined you taking off your suit jacket and shoes, then slipping on your cardigan and Keds sneakers before you typed that.’
aaaaahhhhh…..This is getting too mulchy (mushy) for me!!
THL, who would have thought you have a Mr. Rogers fetish!
“I have a nice space hidden behind a big oak tree along the fence where I’m going to ________________.”
pee if i’m too lazy to go back in the house and walk up 2 floors.
Bless your heart Biff! I just imagined you taking off your suit jacket and shoes, then slipping on your cardigan and Keds sneakers before you typed that.
I have a nice space hidden behind a big oak tree along the fence where I’m going to…..squelch mulch while I compost great muzak.
and of course I’m using ‘mulch’ in the BRG vernacular 😉
“I have a nice space hidden behind a big oak tree along the fence where I’m going to ________________.”
Hide all the photos of men is skimpy swimwear for the First Annual DIBS Man Candy Hunt!
“I have a nice space hidden behind a big oak tree along the fence where I’m going to…..mulch.