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  1. Auctioneer: What country are you from?
    Josephus: Ethiopia.
    Auctioneer: What part?
    Josephus: 125th Street!
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    Count de Monet: Don’t get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
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    Swiftus: Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!
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    Chief Monk: Torquemada – do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada – do not ask him for forgiveness. Let’s face it – you can’t Torquemada anything!

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