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Gem, that’s so sad! But at least you could party without fear from that point forward. Did you pay lots of money to get it cleaned and preserved and all that?
Legion -that was a perfect take on weddings
the cocktail hour is where the best food is and the wedding cake can cost over $1000
we used someone in Park Slope -the cake looked amazing and from what I heard people LOVED the taste
I literally had 1 bite
ha!!!
I also spent the ENTIRE reception in my white gown with RED wine spilled all down the back as one of my husband’s friends mistakenly spilled his glass on the back when we were doing a “B-Boy pose for pictures” – oy!
it just occurred to me that i only cleaned the litterbox in the living room.. i didnt even see one in the bedroom? i guess it’s there i just didnt notice.
look up the wedding venue,
if it’s high end
you want to at LEAST cover the per head fee
for yourself and your guest.
the rest is up to how close you
are to the bride and groom.
if it’s the annoying smart alek
nephew go by the minimum,
if it’s the cool one who actually
called you one time in 1998,
then add a bit more.
weddings can be fun by the way,
I find that you should get there
at a reasonable time to enjoy the
coctail hour to it’s fullest,
that’s where the best food is usually
served, don’t bother catching up with
all the family at that time, they will
only distract you from the task at hand
which is, eating as many amouse bouche’s
as humanly possible in 30 minutes while
still getting your fill of the oyster bar.
once you get inside the main hall and everyone
is doing the chicken dance you can start mingling
with the uncles and cousins while enjoying
a wine.
but remember…wine before liquor, never sicker!
save some for the “venetian hour” and the
actual wedding cake, they probably spent a couple
of grand on the wedding cake, so you should try it,
usually they’re really good.
…no matter how many dirty martinis you have,
resist all temptations to jump into the wedding in a more
active role like singing karoke or doing a stage dive
into the dias.
the MC won’t like it and you will be videotaped to appear
on a youtube best of video.
pia is the one in the bedroom right? hari is the one under the living room couch? fyi, if anyone else is feeding them, dont let pia out of the bedroom or hari into the bedroom.. well im glad you saw at least one lol i was worrying we may have been feeding figments of snappy’s imagination!
Gem, that’s so sad! But at least you could party without fear from that point forward. Did you pay lots of money to get it cleaned and preserved and all that?
Pete, cash. guess that answer is no surprise since it’s very Asian to give cash, gold jewelry
Legion -that was a perfect take on weddings
the cocktail hour is where the best food is and the wedding cake can cost over $1000
we used someone in Park Slope -the cake looked amazing and from what I heard people LOVED the taste
I literally had 1 bite
ha!!!
I also spent the ENTIRE reception in my white gown with RED wine spilled all down the back as one of my husband’s friends mistakenly spilled his glass on the back when we were doing a “B-Boy pose for pictures” – oy!
hahaha
Jews give cash gifts. But not as much as Italians.
Legion, what was your wedding like? And are you from PA, too?
it just occurred to me that i only cleaned the litterbox in the living room.. i didnt even see one in the bedroom? i guess it’s there i just didnt notice.
*rob*
pete,
look up the wedding venue,
if it’s high end
you want to at LEAST cover the per head fee
for yourself and your guest.
the rest is up to how close you
are to the bride and groom.
if it’s the annoying smart alek
nephew go by the minimum,
if it’s the cool one who actually
called you one time in 1998,
then add a bit more.
weddings can be fun by the way,
I find that you should get there
at a reasonable time to enjoy the
coctail hour to it’s fullest,
that’s where the best food is usually
served, don’t bother catching up with
all the family at that time, they will
only distract you from the task at hand
which is, eating as many amouse bouche’s
as humanly possible in 30 minutes while
still getting your fill of the oyster bar.
once you get inside the main hall and everyone
is doing the chicken dance you can start mingling
with the uncles and cousins while enjoying
a wine.
but remember…wine before liquor, never sicker!
save some for the “venetian hour” and the
actual wedding cake, they probably spent a couple
of grand on the wedding cake, so you should try it,
usually they’re really good.
…no matter how many dirty martinis you have,
resist all temptations to jump into the wedding in a more
active role like singing karoke or doing a stage dive
into the dias.
the MC won’t like it and you will be videotaped to appear
on a youtube best of video.
Rob – Given the box activity, I think they’re both doing fine. Yes, Pia’s the bedroom kitty. Female.
pia is the one in the bedroom right? hari is the one under the living room couch? fyi, if anyone else is feeding them, dont let pia out of the bedroom or hari into the bedroom.. well im glad you saw at least one lol i was worrying we may have been feeding figments of snappy’s imagination!
*rob*