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DIBS, at least you’re paying for all of the nuts you enjoy. That’s not as bad as popping some nuts in your mouth from the bulk section that you won’t pay to take home with you.
Wait, that didn’t come out right
(that’s what she said)
I’m crude then. I have been know to crack open the deli bag and chomp on a piece of cheese while I’m shopping.
I figure the deli man’s already weighed and put the price sticker on it so I’m paying for it.
I’m so low brow.
THL, you worked at the diner? how come my notes say it was CH? did you both do that?
Worst Job Ever
http://racked.com/uploads/2009_03_ratmj.jpg
“Based on the last time I saw you, it seems you’ve been quite successful at eating a lot without paying for it.!”
Yes, I do try to stuff things in my mouth when people aren’t looking!
ENY, It’s not even in my shopping cart and sometimes I’ll sample olives with no intention of buying.
Hate me!!
I’ll open up the jar of nuts at the grocery store and put some in my mouth before checking out.
ENY…this is about the best you’re going to get for a potential re-write!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ENY, did I mention how much I loved your re-write?
I worked in McD’s while in HS – learned more spanish during that gig than my 3 yrs in school
handing out flyers – I was damn good at it
parcel svcs for law firm doc’s
rest of the gigs were acctg / finance boring stuff
No Rob, being Crumpet the elf, Santas Helper at Macy’s is the gayest job ever.
The great David Sedaris recounts this in his book Santaland Diaries….
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4243755