Noki, of course not! Why, that would make me a Pathetic Loser Extraordinaire! And I wouldn’t ever want to take that title away from DIBS.
I have an extremely close relationship with Mr. B and he has very kindly installed a satellite alarm system that sends signals from the Brownstoner Head Office in the DUMBO Corporate Park to my cell block at The Death Star. Just before he is about to put up the Open Thread (or Gabby in his absence), he activates the alarm, which lets out one of those really loud WoooOOOOOoooooOOooooooOOOoo sounds, alerting me to get ready to post my FGVOTD. It is a tightly orchestrated and technologically advanced routine we have in place.
I’ll have you all know that in yesterday’s HOTD the What raised my title to “Alpha Retard.”
Randi, that was way too easy. You need to put a bit more effort into this. The title just ain’t what it used to be…
“that would make me a Pathetic Loser Extraordinaire”
yup. pretty much summed it up. game over- biff wins today.
was just perusing yesterday’s bike thread and had an OT question for DH! who left clover club? Alex? Brad? Did they go to Dutch Kills?
Noki, of course not! Why, that would make me a Pathetic Loser Extraordinaire! And I wouldn’t ever want to take that title away from DIBS.
I have an extremely close relationship with Mr. B and he has very kindly installed a satellite alarm system that sends signals from the Brownstoner Head Office in the DUMBO Corporate Park to my cell block at The Death Star. Just before he is about to put up the Open Thread (or Gabby in his absence), he activates the alarm, which lets out one of those really loud WoooOOOOOoooooOOooooooOOOoo sounds, alerting me to get ready to post my FGVOTD. It is a tightly orchestrated and technologically advanced routine we have in place.
Biff got his admin waiting to paste the post into the OT the moment it pops up.
I think he must have special posting privilege – you know in advance what the URL for the OT is but won’t see anything until it’s “loaded”!
Biff, do you sit in wait at your computer, fingers interlaced, trembling…waiting…waiting…waiting…open thread, GO! (you’re always first!)
Today’s FGVOTD is a follow-up to the WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody) that I posted here a while back.
Apparently, the Wearable Towel is all the rage. And from this infomercial, it’s easy to see why.
Cast your vote for the toga or the tunic style.
http://tinyurl.com/p3vfax
Here is the original hilarious WTF Blanket clip once again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y