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“It’s not like I’m sticking my hands in the jars!!”
I’m with Biff. That irks me. I’ll never forget the first time I went grocery shopping with Ms. ENY and one of her friends in South Florida. We bought some stuff, put into the cart, and they straight up OPENED a bag of Doritos that we were GOING to buy and started munching back!
I was like, “WTF? Can’t you guys wait???” They were like, “It’s OK, we’re going to buy this!” We subsequently had a 45-minute conversation/argument about how crude I thought that was. I almost didn’t marry her!
That’s like someone going to the 99 cent store in Bay Ridge and spraying their hair with three cans of Aqua Net without paying.
“My goal is too eat so much with out paying for it”
“too eat”??
Based on the last time I saw you, it seems you’ve been quite successful at eating a lot without paying for it.! I’M JOKING!!! Don’t hate me because I’m “on a roll today”.
I worked for One Stop Auto Parts in upstate NY. It was a NAPA store. I managed a few of them befor I went off to B school. But basically it was counter sales of auto parts.
“It’s not like I’m sticking my hands in the jars!!”
I’m with Biff. That irks me. I’ll never forget the first time I went grocery shopping with Ms. ENY and one of her friends in South Florida. We bought some stuff, put into the cart, and they straight up OPENED a bag of Doritos that we were GOING to buy and started munching back!
I was like, “WTF? Can’t you guys wait???” They were like, “It’s OK, we’re going to buy this!” We subsequently had a 45-minute conversation/argument about how crude I thought that was. I almost didn’t marry her!
ENY, now THAT is a re-write! Good job!!
LOL ENY you were a gift wrapper at macy’s? sorry but that has GOT to be the gayest job EVER
*rob*
Posted by: PitbullNYC at May 28, 2009 4:58 PM
rob…I bet a lot of old queens hit on him when he was a bus boy too!!!!!!
That’s like someone going to the 99 cent store in Bay Ridge and spraying their hair with three cans of Aqua Net without paying.
“My goal is too eat so much with out paying for it”
“too eat”??
Based on the last time I saw you, it seems you’ve been quite successful at eating a lot without paying for it.! I’M JOKING!!! Don’t hate me because I’m “on a roll today”.
ENY, a Re-write by definition is edited so there’s no need to include that adjective. It’s redundant.
But that was a good first try and you get a star on your collar. 🙂
BRG you’re one smart cookie (and olive scarfer).
ENY please follow the rules, I’m one of those asshats who has a hard time keeping up (remember, my school was arts not academia)
During college…I worked in retail and during breaks resumed my job as a Ground Round waitress out on Strong Island.
LOL ENY you were a gift wrapper at macy’s? sorry but that has GOT to be the gayest job EVER
*rob*
“Please follow the rules.”
Sorry, I’m new at the re-write game!
ORIGINAL: “The first Earth Day occcurred when I was in high school so there was no such thing as Environmental Club.”
EDITED RE-WRITE: “The first day on Earth occurred when I was in high school, so there was no such thing as Environmental Club.”
I worked for One Stop Auto Parts in upstate NY. It was a NAPA store. I managed a few of them befor I went off to B school. But basically it was counter sales of auto parts.