Open Thread

“I think they’ll go up about $150 or so a year, What. Get a grip.”

I love ya Dave! That type of thinking is going to get your ass killed! Please to all the retards just act accordantly! Pretend everything is fine while the whole economic universe collapse into the Black Hole..

Sales Suffer in a Wealthy ZIP Code

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/realestate/17lizo.html?_r=1

A SPACIOUS four-bedroom three-and-a-half-bath split ranch with an in-ground gunite pool and a cabana on two and a half acres with backyard to die for: Billee and Irving Spodek’s house went on the market last May for $1.975 million, and they accepted an offer on it within three months. But in October, just days before the closing, the stock market tanked, the bank withdrew its mortgage commitment and the deal fell through.

Coming to a Ghetto near you!

The Spodeks’ situation is not unusual in this wealthy village of about 1,100 homes and estates set along winding scenic roads, with its horse trails, polo fields, gardens and two country clubs. According to the Multiple Listing Service of Long Island, 88 homes here are on the market, priced from $949,000 to $20 million.

But… But..But.. It can’t happen here, right???

“Dottie Herman, president and chief executive of Prudential Douglas Elliman, said there was a backlog of homes priced at $2 million to $4 million. Some belong to people who lost money in the Ponzi scheme constructed by Bernard Madoff, Ms. Herman said, while others are either casualties of the financial crisis or simply seeking to downsize.”

Oh lookie fucking here! They are still blaming Madoff for their own Greed and Delusion! That’s so 2008!

Oh wait for it here is the Money shot!!!

“If I had sold my house two years ago,” she added, “I would have gotten over $2 million for it. They are coming in with lowball offers, and you are supposed to say, ‘Thank you for buying my home.’ They are giving you crumbs. They want a $3 million house for $1 million.”

ROTFLMMFAOYAFS!!!!!! This summer is going to be real nice!

“Among his listings is the four-acre estate of Victoria Gotti, daughter of the Mafia figure John Gotti — who not long ago starred, along with her columned white-brick mansion, in the cable TV show “Growing Up Gotti.” The property has fountains, a pool with cascading waterfalls, a guest house, and a stable with paddock. It carries an annual tax tab of $81,204, including village taxes of $12,832.”

Damn it’s bad for the Mob! See ya later Retards! Nice knowing ya..

The What (But.. But.. I voted for Obama)

Someday people will wake the fuck up!!!

THL, check out this Franklin Lakes listing…the main stairway looks like something out of a UFO flick. Those small round skylights immediately made me think of beaming up to the mother ship!

http://tinyurl.com/pyeqbb

Cheers to that Snappy!

I’d also want a small beach house in New England.

franklin lakes – that’s serious $$$$

I think they’ll go up about $150 or so a year, What. Get a grip.

That’s dinner for two at Peaches.

*The What posts but never thinks*