Open House Picks
Park Slope 418 11th Street Aguayo & Huebener Sunday 2:30-4:30 $1,999,000 GMAP P*Shark Ditmas Park 706 Westminster Road Brown Harris Stevens Sunday 4-6 $1,550,000 GMAP P*Shark Sunset Park 361 Bay Ridge Avenue Fillmore Sunday 3-6 $799,000 GMAP P*Shark Crown Heights 996 St. John’s Place Corcoran Sunday 1-3 $700,000 GMAP P*Shark
Park Slope
418 11th Street
Aguayo & Huebener
Sunday 2:30-4:30
$1,999,000
GMAP P*Shark
Ditmas Park
706 Westminster Road
Brown Harris Stevens
Sunday 4-6
$1,550,000
GMAP P*Shark
Sunset Park
361 Bay Ridge Avenue
Fillmore
Sunday 3-6
$799,000
GMAP P*Shark
Crown Heights
996 St. John’s Place
Corcoran
Sunday 1-3
$700,000
GMAP P*Shark
Has anyone seen the Pacific Street house before or know the block well? I don’t recall seeing it listed before, so I’m assuming that it’s new to the market?
I did look at another house the same realtor has on Pacific (the one for just under $2 million. I think they have a third one for $2.15). The guy showing it that day said that they had an offer on the house and were showing it one last day before they accepted the offer. This was at least three weeks ago, so it looks like either the offer fell through or they ended up not accepting it.
Wow! What pitiful soul goes on blogsites and post crap for hours on a Friday night? Can’t you find a date? Don’t you have any friends? What about a family? Wife? Children? Isn’t there something more constructive to do or important in your life than wrecking havic on a local blog? How pathetic?
Hey pal, you are one sick fuck! No matter how entertaining this may be to you, you really should get help! From the look of things, I think that I can pretty much size you up: (1) molested as a child; (2) confused sexuality; (3) depressed; (4) experienced chronic, habitual failure in everything attempted in life; (5) schizophrenic; (6) suffer from acute psychosis; (7) erectile dysfunction; (8) recluse; (9) social phobia, (10) agoraphobic,; and (11)avoidant personality.
Troll, you are suffering from some serious shit and you should get psychiatric assistant before it’s too late. I’m hoping that someone out there may know who this fellow is. He needs help. There are certain people in his life (pseudo monikers – Katie, Sarah, and Ed; perhaps siblings) that may shed some light on his identity.
I seriously think that this guy is a danger, not only to himself but to CHP, Bx2Bklyn, Shahn Andersen, Bob Marvin and Mr. B himself. Over time, this guy has gleamed a lot of personal information about some of the regular posters on this site. I think it it safe to assume, given the plethora of available information on line that he also knows where you live. I think Mr. B should do everything in his power to ban this guy from this website. Hopefully, without access he will move on to something else of more interest and entertainment. If he stays here, it’s only a matter of time before this nut does something really stupid and hurts himself or someone else.
My two cents….
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ll know that most of the above posts beginning with that insane Clinton Hill Former assistant attorney post, are all cut and pastes from our annoying troll’s collection of past disturbances. I suspect he is also the author of the John Wayne Bobbit posts, as well as the Brower Park dental dam posts. BP has never gone off topic like that, and I’m sure is in the possesion of a dictionary. Ignore them all, and let’s stay on topic.
It’s a great day to see some open houses, I hope we get some reports here later today.
First, Anon 7:44, easy on the all-caps, sweetie.
Next: As fascinating as most of this thread is, the most interesting part came from “Former Assistant United States Attorney The Criminal Division of the US Attorney Office for the Eastern District; with many friends and contacts still on the job.” For those of us new to your case, care to offer some background? This sounds good!
And finally: It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood, no?
THE TROLL HAS ALTERED ALL OF THE CONTACT INFORMATION AGAIN. WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE TWERP!
HE’S SO STUPID TO ACTUALLY THINK THAT COMMUNITY CONSCIOUS RESIDENTS OF CLINTON HILL – WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORHOODS, FAMIIIES AND BOROUGH – WOULD NOT TAKE THE EXTRA TIME TO DIG UP THE RIGHT INFORMATION FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT A RETARD!
BROWNSTONER, I AGREE WITH THE ABOVE POST. IT WOULD BE BEST TO SIMPLY END THE ABILITY FOR COMMENTS.
KEEP THE REST BECAUSE IT SERVES AS NOTICE TO CORRUPT INDIVIDUALS THAT CLINTON HILL RESIDENTS WILL NOT TOLERATE SHADY DEVELOPERS, LANDLORDS, ELECTED OFFICIALS OR A CRIME RIDDLED ENVIRONMENT.
It’s a lot more difficult to make floorplans for a 100 year old house than a simple coop or condo, isn’t that obvious?? If you notice most of the floorplans sellers get done to market their properties are rarely to scale.
CURRENTLY, WHAT IS THE AVERAGE PRICE OF ONE AND TWO FAMILY HOMES IN CROWN HEIGHTS?
RE: 1:19: “even if it does need new kitchens, baths, and some updating of mechanicals it’s still easily worth this price”
i could be wrong but if it did need all of the above, wouldn’t that cost *at least* 100k which would bring the cost of this house to 800k which is no longer a deal in this area.
800k is still a good price for the area and in this case you would have a home that is 1) fully updated and 2) customized to your liking. Oftentimes people are going to change a kitchen or bath anyway so they expect to put some money into what they buy so that it will be what they like, not what the previous owners like.
Newly updated homes in this area are in the $900k+ range with some going for over $1M.
P.S. I’m not associated with this home or broker in any way, I just think the neighborhood is in a great spot right now and is going to do very well.
I need some advice. Daughter is under contract for small coop in Boerum Hill for $455,000. It’s only about 500 sq.ft. How is this neighborhood and doesn’t this seem like too much money?
The maintenace fees are $525!