What's wrong with 258 Jefferson in Bed Stuy? On sale for too long...

What’s “right” with it? The so-called renovation is a disaster; bowling alley floors, sheetrock, Home Depot light fixtures, hideous, functionless kitchen and all that horrible exposed brick. And the white-painted brownstone? Simply means that the facade is crumbling and they have patched it up with portland cement and then painted the whole mess. Do not walk away from this–run.

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in Real Estate - Sales 13 years and 3 months ago

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Kateruba | 13 years and 3 months ago

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Like many people on here, I am snooping with much interest on what’s for sale in my neighborhood even after I bought a house I am happy with. The real estate search has become a habit that doesn’t stop. What is up with http://www.elliman.com/new-york-city/258-jefferson-avenue-brooklyn-mbbtmzo ? $1.1m, 3,680 sq ft, 4 family between Marcy and Nostrand.Good condition by the looks of it, some details intact. Seems to be on the market for too long for such a great deal! Has anyone seen it?

armchairwarrior | 13 years and 3 months ago

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nobody should be paying 1.1m for bedstuy crack is too damn good.

deano | 13 years and 3 months ago

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Judging by that listing and nothing else, the price is way wrong for that house in that location.   The owner has it priced as if he lavished 600k restoring it with sensitivity & taste, but photos show quite clearly that he merely slapped lipstick across the whole thing for 100k or less.

bowl-of-dicks | 13 years and 3 months ago

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Yikes, if you think $1.1m is such a great deal, I’m wondering what you paid for yours. Oops!

rh | 13 years and 3 months ago

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I guess those white chicks sitting at the table justify the price?? I agree with Deano. Meh reno.

AmziHill | 13 years and 3 months ago

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I have been inside this house… The sq footage is much larger than 3,680.  The place has a large extension and a 5th floor.  That said the house would need 600K worth of work to make it very nice…

uiyycgzlbp | 13 years and 3 months ago

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I’m with rh. What’s up with the white chicks? Is that code for “it’s ok, you can move here?” I’m shocked. Also, exposing some brick does not a million dollar house make. It’s too much money for the block and the neighborhood, and the house itself. And white paint! No!!!!!!

armchairwarrior | 13 years and 3 months ago

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wait the white girls doesn’t come with the house???? no crack needed just insanity!!

Kateruba | 13 years and 3 months ago

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I agree about the “meh reno”, I didn’t realize it’s a reno at all until I read the listing, thought it was just kept in decent condition by previous owners… but I think with an attractive reno, this giant house would be worth a lot more. I think the price point is a rare find in that part of the neighborhood, considering the size and the fact that it’s a legal 4 fam and if we assume that there are no major problems. Yeah, it’s actually really stange to include people in listing photos at all. Bowl of dicks,  I paid nothing near to this kind of price. No way I could afford that without relying 75% on the three rentals.

callalily | 13 years and 3 months ago

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A great deal? Would you by any chance be the broker?