Quote of the Day
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is…
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is right next to his leg and if he gets any closer he will have a nice treadmark from the bottom of your shoe. unless they have filthy clothing [ie construction workers] they don’t like this one bit. i never move my leg if they ask me to or say excuse me. i will only move my leg if they de-spread. if they re-spread, i respond in kind. works for me every time.
— by 11214 in New F Trains Leaving the Station
Biff, I see you’re always trying to one up me.
-Quote of the Day Honoree
First installment in the series:
How to Get a Leg Up on Fellow New Yorkers.
‘This should be part of a Science of Living in New York series.’
First installment in the series.
Leggspreaders: How To Avoid Them or Embrace Them
I like this post. This should be part of a Science of Living in New York series.
As soon as I hit post….I think about what I wrote….not sounding good here, people, not sounding good at all.
so sorry.
SnarkSlope, you’ve had two posts here so far and made not even one mention of the reference in the QOTD to construction workers. Did you even read the darn thing?
‘Although I’m doing my best these days to avoid a pink slip!’
Especially, with all the talk going around these days. I’m sure if you work hard enough, you’ll beat it.
Biff–I guess it is a bit much. And that would be two parties in a row inspired by you know who. I just hope we can find the time and space to have another soiree before the end of the year.
That’s what she said… Or when the guest of (dis)honor arrives: “That’s What,” she said.