quotation-icon.jpgthis is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is right next to his leg and if he gets any closer he will have a nice treadmark from the bottom of your shoe. unless they have filthy clothing [ie construction workers] they don’t like this one bit. i never move my leg if they ask me to or say excuse me. i will only move my leg if they de-spread. if they re-spread, i respond in kind. works for me every time.

— by 11214 in New F Trains Leaving the Station


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  1. “Would you people please just email each other? You’re boring us shitless…bloody exhibitionists! Mr. B, please censor!”

    That’s surprising, Ppark, you seem pretty constipated over there. But I’m always up for learning how to improve my writing, so can you please show me a comment you posted on Tuesday that was interesting and insightful?

    At least z’s a person of letters, richierich puts his money where his mouth is, pfa doesn’t have a problem with inserting himself into uncomfortable situations and Aussie showing how relaxed one can be Downunder.

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