Quote of the Day
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is…
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is right next to his leg and if he gets any closer he will have a nice treadmark from the bottom of your shoe. unless they have filthy clothing [ie construction workers] they don’t like this one bit. i never move my leg if they ask me to or say excuse me. i will only move my leg if they de-spread. if they re-spread, i respond in kind. works for me every time.
— by 11214 in New F Trains Leaving the Station
BRG, what a doozy of a post. And no, Ppark, “doozy” is not a bad word, as far as I’m aware.
But I think a disclaimer in all your posts BRG would be a great idea. “Warning, the following post is not suitable for all bloggers. Please use discretion and read at your own risk”. And I’ll post a warning that excessive corniness might be found in my own comments.
Also, if you want to read my above post in a lascivious manner, here are some words or phrases that might be conceived as vulgar.
– post
– too much into it
– thread again
– was used
– took liberty
– hit me
– infringement
– I’ll give it to you
– one more
– went to Smuttville
– Let’s see
– which one
– But I can
– manner
– need to be
– May I suggest doing a
– search
– dirty
– adult content
– It might raise your boredom level
– YES, I mean that
– Very naughty way
– contribute
– laced
– lewd language
– be appreciated more
– right
– You might want to
– has posted in
– call you out
– but come on
– let’s face it
– get vile
– it’ll appease
– putting
– warning
– beginning of my posts
– help everybody
– by day’s end
– people are posting
– get together
– shoot the breeze
– make you happy
– take it that way
– defend him
– coarse
– Man
– I got your back
– on topic
– passing the baton
– improper manner
And how could I forget – Biff wants me (third paragraph from the bottom)
It’s all how you read it people.
BTW – Mr. B – You can delete my posts anytime you feel I step out of bounds.
(should I add ‘bounds’ to the list – too bad it has an ‘s’ at the end of it.)
(And now also: End of it)
(And again: Now)
(Again)
Ppark…..we bored you enough, to post a comment.
‘Mr. B, please censor!’
Censor What??? Boring? Shitless? Exhibitionism????? I believe you’re reading too much into it. I just re-read the entire thread again. I didn’t say anything risque or imply it in any post, except 5:24 (and frankly, I think that is witty and clever, btw, no foul language was used.) and my 6:03 post, where I took liberty and edited the quote (OMG, 11214, might hit me with copyright infringement).
Ok, Ppark, I’ll give it to you, there’s one more of my posts where I went to Smuttville. Let’s see if you’re smart enough to figure out which one! But I can assure you the rest were not meant in a vulgar manner.
If you think these comments need to be censored, than you truly haven’t read, heard or seen anything in this world. May I suggest doing a search on line for ‘true dirty stories’ (please note: there are real sites with adult content – reader beware). It might raise your boredom level (And, YES, I mean that in a very naughty way). I don’t contribute to that site, but after you thinking that my posts are laced with lewd language, maybe I should re-think where my verbiage would be appreciated more (Biff, did I spell Verbiage right?)
Maybe I should stop writing the funny and start writing the smutty. (Shout out to me)
If it’ll appease, maybe I should start putting a warning at the beginning of my posts. PC – Pornographic Content. Would that help everybody? Maybe, then people will know which posts to read and re-read. If you haven’t noticed, by days end, people are posting gibberish here. A few of us get together and shoot the breeze (I don’t mean ‘shoot the breeze’ in a crude way, but if it’ll make you happy, you can take it that way).
I don’t know if Biff wants me to defend him, but I will say, that most of Biff’s comments aren’t coarse…..corny, yes. But that’s Biff, He’s a Corny Man. (I got your back, Biff)
While we’re on topic of lecherous personas – can someone explain to me what ‘Passing the baton’ means – in the improper manner, of coarse.
This will probably be the longest post I write today so I hope something I wrote here, quailifies me for Quote of the Day!!
Dave, it must be good. I just tried to do a search for “frottage” in Wikipedia and the Death Star’s Cyper Police shot out an “Access Denied” message. It must be good!
I’d bet the Wikipedia site will soon be overloaded with lookups on frottage.
Anybody ever ha d a fun experience of frottage (now known in the psychiatric community as frotteurism) in the subway? It always starts with the leg spreading if you’re seated.
^^^d^ did I just say something wrong.
YIkes….I have to run into a meeting, but I’ll be back on this.
Biff…I thought we had a date already in early December for the now-to-be-known-as Keep Fucking Around Party? If that’s the theme I will be bringing multiple guests this time.