Quote of the Day
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is…
this is how to deal with a legspreader [on a subway] if you ever find yourself next to one: place your leg that’s furthest from him [i say him because this is almost always a male] on top of and across your leg that is closest to him so the bottom of your shoe is right next to his leg and if he gets any closer he will have a nice treadmark from the bottom of your shoe. unless they have filthy clothing [ie construction workers] they don’t like this one bit. i never move my leg if they ask me to or say excuse me. i will only move my leg if they de-spread. if they re-spread, i respond in kind. works for me every time.
— by 11214 in New F Trains Leaving the Station
BRG, I know about every type of slip. Although I’m doing my best these days to avoid a pink slip!
wasder, you make a good point, although I wouldn’t mind coming up with perhaps a more subtle title. Although, reading BRG’s post, it would be rather humorous to have attendees announce to the Host/Hostess that they’re here for the Keep Fucking Around Party and have the Host/Hostess reply, “Ah yes, I’ve put aside ample space in the back for you”.
“Keep Fucking Around” Party
Party of Two
Well Biff I am not sure he is going to provide a date this time but somehow “Keep Fucking Around” is a nice title for a party in that “fucking around” is one of life’s great joys and if we can still fuck around how bad can life be?
If you ride the F you might get away with that type of behavior, if you ride the A or C I am surprised you haven’t gotten your ass kicked yet. Two wrongs don’t make a right.
DARN YOU, BIFF!!!
Do you know anything about a Freudian Slip, or just an intentional slip?
“MAJOR RE-WRITE (before you know who catches it)”
BRG, you gotta be quicker than that. I’m already two posts ahead of that.
Make that “forever be known”. Regardless…
“But seriously,you need help! Your first post for today and you’re attacking me.”
I need help? You’re the one who realized this was my first post for today! But I’m flattered that you keep such close track of me to notice such things.
MAJOR RE-WRITE (before you know who catches it)
‘Biff, I’m glad to see you know your place is with me. Next time you see me, no hug, you bow down.’
Biff, I’m glad to see you know where your place is with me
Not sure this is much better, but the first one sounding inviting…NO, NO, NO.
“Biff, I’m glad to see you know your place is with me”
Did you mean “your place with me”? Was that a Freudian slip? Did you mean “your place or mine”? Did you find my lost fish and are only telling me now my plaice is with you?
But I wasn’t attacking you; I gave you credit for being able to pull off the baton reference. And, like past Presidents, I think we should never stop using your new title, even if you were replaced. You will forever be knows as “The Quoter of the Day bayridgegirl.”
I should be careful or you might start accusing me of trying to run up the posts in this thread to 111 comments!