Cargar, once again your Handbook is out of date. Did you not subscribe to receive the pocket part updates? Geesh!
Section 15,371(a)(5)(iii) now reads: “Official Brownstoner Hookers must pole dance at all official gatherings while wearing glitter and pasties. Pasties may be placed on the head, breasts, buttocks, or hey-nanny-nanny. Due to recent union contract negotiations, stripping is no longer required if you are up to date with payment on your union dues. See your shop steward for any questions regarding dues payment.”
“Uhhh, excuse me, but check the PLUSA Handbook, Section 15,371(a)(5)(iii), which requires the Real Hookers of Brownstoner (and you know who you are) to strip and pole dance at all official gatherings, wearing nothing but glitter and pasties.”
Expert, serves her right for paying for all that food and then no one eating it but her.
“Ok, dammit, I’ll do it.”
In that case, I’m not showing up.
Text Ex- that move your cousin made was foul.
“Regime Toppled by PLUSAs”
Biff, wanna be a REAL president?
LOL! Will do THL.
question: where is the bell tower anyway and what subway stop is it closest to?
*rob*
I swear!!! *rob* cuts and pastes this question EVERY TIME!!!
Cargar, once again your Handbook is out of date. Did you not subscribe to receive the pocket part updates? Geesh!
Section 15,371(a)(5)(iii) now reads: “Official Brownstoner Hookers must pole dance at all official gatherings while wearing glitter and pasties. Pasties may be placed on the head, breasts, buttocks, or hey-nanny-nanny. Due to recent union contract negotiations, stripping is no longer required if you are up to date with payment on your union dues. See your shop steward for any questions regarding dues payment.”
“Uhhh, excuse me, but check the PLUSA Handbook, Section 15,371(a)(5)(iii), which requires the Real Hookers of Brownstoner (and you know who you are) to strip and pole dance at all official gatherings, wearing nothing but glitter and pasties.”
Ok, dammit, I’ll do it.
Well my backups are Tabu, Prince Matchabelli and Jontue.
Just keep away from those and we’re all good o.k.?