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I saw a funny turkey day cartoon…a woman is standing with her hubby at the table and she’s pointing to the turkey. She says “I’ve made sure we’ll have a happy Thanksgiving. I put Prozac in the turkey.”
Coworker of Jester: This book on Jack the Ripper, I’m getting rid of it.
Jester (fliping through it): Some of these photos are pretty gross.
CoJ: Photos of the victims?! Let me see. Eww. Did they ever find out why he did it?
J: Why he did it?
CoJ: Yeah, you know, what made him do that?
J: You mean when they caught him?
CoJ: Yeah, when they caught.
J: Did I ever tell you the story of how they caught Jack the Ripper? It’s pretty dramatic. It’s a famous story.
CoJ: No! What happened??
J: You want to hear how Jack the Ripper was caught? You sure?
CoJ: Yes! Tell me tell me tell me!!
J: Are you serious? Jack the Ripper is an UNSOLVED CASE. They never found out who did it.
(CoJ slaps Jester about his head with piece of paper.)
If you get dollar store condoms, you can feel free to put those in a gift bag and give them as a gift 🙂 Cobble and I will make sure that all the married/otherwise attached men at the event receive a gift bag with condoms in it. That way you can brush up on your begging and pleading and pitiful excuses when you get home to your wife/significant other.
I saw a funny turkey day cartoon…a woman is standing with her hubby at the table and she’s pointing to the turkey. She says “I’ve made sure we’ll have a happy Thanksgiving. I put Prozac in the turkey.”
SCENE: office interior
Coworker of Jester: This book on Jack the Ripper, I’m getting rid of it.
Jester (fliping through it): Some of these photos are pretty gross.
CoJ: Photos of the victims?! Let me see. Eww. Did they ever find out why he did it?
J: Why he did it?
CoJ: Yeah, you know, what made him do that?
J: You mean when they caught him?
CoJ: Yeah, when they caught.
J: Did I ever tell you the story of how they caught Jack the Ripper? It’s pretty dramatic. It’s a famous story.
CoJ: No! What happened??
J: You want to hear how Jack the Ripper was caught? You sure?
CoJ: Yes! Tell me tell me tell me!!
J: Are you serious? Jack the Ripper is an UNSOLVED CASE. They never found out who did it.
(CoJ slaps Jester about his head with piece of paper.)
FIN
ET, was the delivery gut cute??? I might have liked to suck on his wishbone.
Thank god you’re wearing Charlie. How embarrassing would it be if we both showed up wearing Giorgio?
If you get dollar store condoms, you can feel free to put those in a gift bag and give them as a gift 🙂 Cobble and I will make sure that all the married/otherwise attached men at the event receive a gift bag with condoms in it. That way you can brush up on your begging and pleading and pitiful excuses when you get home to your wife/significant other.
You’re welcome.
Ahhh, Thanksgiving…bringing the warmth of family gatherings for centuries.
I bathe in Jean Nate.
Damn Expert! She should have at least told you about the delivery. Did she get the guy to come back with the food?
“Open message to Brownstoner females planning to go to the Bell House on Thursday night:
Please do not wear “drug store” perfume.”
Open message to Brownstoner MALES planning to go to the Bell House on Thursday night:
Please wear “drug store” condoms.