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“people put their privates in other people’s privates”
That’s disgusting!
No one would ever do that.
(psst CGar it’s called a noogie. Nookie is when people put their privates in other people’s privates)
“Nookie”
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you’ll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin’ up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that she fucked
And I’m just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feelin’ bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad I’m the laughin’ stock of the neighborhood
You would think that I’d be movin’ on
But I’m a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny
[Chorus]
I did it all for the nookie
C’mon
The nookie
C’mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I’m the only one underneath the sun who didn’t get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump
[chorus]
I’m only human
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!
Aint nothin’ gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin’ gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin’ gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Limp Bizkit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
(Ah, back from park and laundry. For a brief moment, all child-related launderable items (two loads of diapers this morning) are clean. Ahhh.)
BHS- They may all be shitboxes, but my apple one is a *pretty* shitbox. Hence the pricetag. 😉
“By CGar on May 9, 2011 6:07 PM
Legion, you left off the nookie”
The bigger kids gave you nookie as a punishment when you were in grade school? There is so much we can do with that material I don’t even know where to start.
OCD spell check:
Substitute ELICITED for illicited up there^^^
…although a purple nurple can be illicit,
if done properly and under certain circumstances. ;o)
arrrgh! CGar,
I can still feel the painful noogies I would get from graduating 8th graders in Intermediate School.
They seemed to get a perverse pleasure in grabbing me in a headlock then using their newly acquired Josten’s graduation rings to massage my scalp.
I don’t know what those rings were made of but I think NASA should send some metallurgists to the Josten’s factory to see if they can use that alloy to bust up asteroids.
“Gah-cheese”
Gesundheit
nite all.
let’s go Mets (yeah, am suffering thru some sports withdrawal as I really dont have much faith with the Mets under current ownership; better not be a long lockout in Football else I would…..)