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Yeah, Biff, no making jokes about the youthfulness of your wife. Plus, she does look really good and young so there’s no reason to have to dodge with humo(u)r
Biff, it sounds far worse than that…I’d say dinner at le bernardin $112 each, prix fixe since we’re still on the French.
Great, now I have to stop to pick up flowers on the way home…
Note to self….don’t arrange drinking get together with Biff for next 10 days. he’s liable to be grumpy from not getting any…kinda like rob.
“Not all my pickups are off of street corners”
Sorry, dave, my list wasn’t meant to be all inclusive. Shirley, it would have to include glory holes, booths and brothels, not to mention Craigslist and SilverDaddies.
Important lesson learned today:
When a wife asks if she looks young, do NOT attempt to be witty. Simply respond with, “OF COURSE YOU DO, HONEY!!!”
dibs – Clearly there are some cloacas that are now Tampion-free – ^^^^^
Oh geez. Mrs C was fishing for me to tell her she looks young and, instead of taking the bait, I made a joke.
Looking forward to the next 20 emails trying to convince her I think she looks no older than 21…ugh…
He lives in Hong Kong, CGar. I think he’s got an investment banking job now. Not all my pickups are off of street corners.
For example, the over educated, apparently wealthy Chinese prep school lawyer with the Mercedeas I met at a glory hole. Not everyting is what it seems.