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  1. Biff – Go home, Grab her and kiss her passionately.

    After the kiss – say whatever that private thing you say that turns her into jelly.

  2. dona, the bradford pear we have on front lawn would crowd anything out, will be trimming it in fall so maybe next year. Plus the kids play on front lawn.

  3. “No need for flowers or a special dinner. Just drop it and act really nice.

    ROTFLMMFAO I guess you’ve never been in a relationship!!!”

    Or I guess maybe you’ve never been.

  4. “Consider writing Mrs. C. a poem”

    How’s this:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    OH MY GOSH, EVERY DAY I ASK MYSELF HOW IT’S POSSIBLE THAT YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!!

  5. “Rethinking the flowers, though. Anytime I bring her some, the first thing she asks is, “what did you do now??”

    Exactly! You’re only reminding her about pissing her off about the age joke. If you go to great lengths to apologize, it will look like you really think she looks old.

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