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slope, are you coming next Thursday? wasder was asking in another thread.
Benson,
You know I’m busting your chops. I’ve been practicing far too long to be thin-skinned about lawyer jokes.
Tell us a good black lesbian lawyer joke.
“BRG, Why don’t you explain it to him here? In long, drawn out, run on sentences.”
If Sam were here he’d say “NO, please keep it short!!” Speaking of Sam, where is he?
Tell us a good lawyer joke Snappy!
Slopefarm;
Aw come on. My joke is just one of those “inside baseball” types. Basically, engineers say it after complaining that they aren’t paid as much as lawyers.
It’s ok slopefarm, I tell lawyer jokes too! 🙂
Thanks god the dog didn’t put on a full face of make-up before screwing the other two dog or it might have ended up looking like a slut.
Joke:
The kindergartners moved on to first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, “No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word.”
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, “No, No, you went on a trip on a ‘train.’ That’s the grown up word.”
Then the teacher asked little Johnny what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,
“Winnie the Shit.”