Open Thread

Cute, Benson.
If I go next Thursday and you’re the only friend I have there. Please don’t tell me any jokes 😉

Ohhhhhhh- that explains the streaks and splotches

BRG- I am always amazed when women put their make up on in a moving subway car. If I tried it I would poke my eye out with the mascara brush.

Favorite joke among engineers…

Three buddies, a doctor,an engineer and a lawyer, go golfing every week. One day the conversation turns to the subject of how talented each person’s dog is, and they get into a heated argument. It gets so heated that they decide to have a face-off: each person is to bring their dog to the golf course and demonstrate what their dog can do with 30 biscuits.

The day arrives, and the competition begins. The doctor starts it off. He puts the 30 biscuits on the ground, and calls his dog: “Stethoscope, come here and show them what you can do”. The dog trots over, and with his paws he moves the biscuits around and makes a picture of a human skeleton. The doctor is beaming, and says “Try topping that!”.

The engineer says, “That’s pretty good, but watch this!”. he calls to his dog “Hey Erector Set, show them what you can do!”. Erector Set takes the 30 biscuits with his paws, and builds a three-dimensional model of a bridge. The engineer folds his arms, turns to his buddies and says “How about that?!”.

The lawyer, nonplussed, quietly states “These dogs are from hunger”. He then turns to his dog and calls out “Bullsh*t!”! Bullsh*t slwowly trots over, eats the 30 biscuits, screws the other two dogs, and takes the afternoon off…..

Just remember…you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.