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Tell us a good black lesbian lawyer joke.
i dont know any, but i do know a great lesbian vampire joke!
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
— see ya next month, hon!
ha! (i have a strange feeling ive told this joke before.) it’s like seriously the only joke ive ever heard that stuck in my head for some reason. (other than the knock knock orange/banana joke)
*rob*
LOL,THL!
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees, and says to her husband,
‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started…..
can this be QUOD? taken from the third and bond thread.
“It would take most of the bozos commenting a day to change a light switch and a year to oversee their bathroom reno.
So this kinda think would be lifetime project.
Disregard the snide comments. They all think they are experts on appraisals, construction, design, management, market forecasting, etc, etc. Meanwhile their most productive hours are spent reading this blog. Probably would be fired if worked for a real company.”
*rob*
ENY- you’re not originally from NYC? And my mother said the same thing. No “lady” puts on make up in public. But then she believed if you used your lipstick for blusher you would get worms. To this day I never do that!
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
I was serious…I’m on my way to Grand central to pick up some hot italian sausage!!!
Ding ding ding…dinner bell! What’s on tap for tonight’s meal? Leftover turkey tacos for me.
You’re so right DIBS.
“Anybody have FUNNY one-liners?”
That should keep him quiet.