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  1. Biff’s over in the Walmart thread posting about who should play donatella.

    I think it’s time we take to the streets in protest and oust this tired, old, insane leader like they’re doing in Tunisia, Egypt & Yemen.

  2. OK, here’s a sample of what CGar, Biff and I are talking about. Jews of a certain age or generation and anyone with garmentos in their family will appreciate this most. It pains me that my daughter is far too assimilated and removed from this to know why it is funny. (To the tune, obviously, of Battle Hymn of the republic):

    I’m singing you the ballad
    Of a great man of the cloth
    His name was Harry Lewis
    And he worked for Irving Roth
    He died while cutting velvet
    On a hot July the 4th
    But his cloth goes shining on

    Glory, glory Harry Lewis
    Glory, glory Harry Lewis
    Glory, glory Harry Lewis
    His cloth goes shining on

    Oh Harry Lewis perished
    In the service of his Lord
    He was trampling through the warehouse
    Where the drapes of Roth are stored
    He had the finest funeral
    The union could afford
    And his cloth goes shining on

    Glory, glory Harry Lewis etc.

    Although a fire was raging
    Harry stood by his machine
    And when the firemen broke in
    They discovered him between
    A pile of roasted Dacron
    And some french fried gabardine
    But his cloth goes shining on

    Glory, glory Harry Lewis etc.

  3. “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah is probably the only Allan Sherman song that is still relatively well-known but he had tons of great, funny tunes”

    Agreed, Biff. His parodies were so clever and so witty, and all set to popular songs of that era. Slopey’s quote above about “the drapes of Roth” was hysterial.

    I think “Harvey & Sheila” is my personal fave.

    “Borrowed from HFC
    Bought some AT&T
    And on election day
    Worked for JFK. . . .

    Traded their used MG
    For a new XKE
    Switched to the GOP
    That’s they way thing go.”

  4. “I’ll say yes, but only if you don’t have him play me.”

    “My mom had every one of his records and, not surprisingly I’m sure, I listened to them over and over. They had a show a number of years back just off Broadway featuring his songs”

    I figured you guys had to know Allan Sherman. Your/my/OT humour in his parodies.

    My parents had all his records, too, and we also listened to them over and over. Not surprisingly, I have all the songs I could find on my iPod. And, Biff, I saw the Off-Broadway show too.

    (Slopey, you know I want to cast Alan Hale, Jr. to play you in “PLUSAs: The Movie”.)

  5. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah is probably the only Allan Sherman song that is still relatively well-known but he had tons of great, funny tunes. He was the original Weird Al (and a billion times wittier).

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