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“she’s 38 and never been married.”
Is she interested in bearing fruit?
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OK, enough procrastinating, I’m about to call her.
make a slurp-slurp sound in the phone, i heard straight women like when kinda-sorta straightish men do that on the phone.
*rob*
ROFLMAO Rob
Hey when is your birthday?
Exactly, jessi!!
“meanwhile, they are frantically texting their knitting group asking if they can knit a hat that covers one ear”
LMAO. *rob*, you are one of the funniest fucking people I’ve ever known. BTW, she’s 38 and never been married.
OK, enough procrastinating, I’m about to call her.
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I just went from mopey to really super jazzed
super jazzed? who says shit like that? im handing over the evening GOTD to jackal… along with the hands that with it.
**JAZZ HANDS**
*rob*
For the record, I am a romantic. But why not get a little action along the way to finding the right one?
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Match.com
i hope you are a success story and will be on one of their commercials that make me nearly pee myself everytime i see them. or maybe im thinking the E-Harmony commercials? either way, that shit is crazy. youre dealing with a bunch of recently divorced women in their 40s-60s who will probably respond back to you and tell you that you are the most handsome man they’ve ever seen! meanwhile, they are frantically texting their knitting group asking if they can knit a hat that covers one ear.
<3
*rob*
No bxgrl, I am working at home, trying to finish my report.
I am glad that you agree with me. It’s worth it for a shot at true love. Now that you agree with me, all is right with the world. I can finish up.
Good night!!!!! (really)