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g10, I see the city tow trucks super active in my hood as they are stationed in the Navy yard. I see them patroling around in the morning with some sort of list in hand.
Well I got me a TEMP Job. Starts on Monday and lasts until Jan 19th -am thrilled to be working and the pay ain’t too bad -much better than an unemployment check!
The temp agency I went to was really really great, nice people and they didn’t make me take a stupid “typing/proficiency test”
OH AND MY CAR got TOWED last night while out with former coworkers at Otto in the City – MAN I was PISSED, I got out of dinner at 11pm – car was gone – the cops that came after I reported it stolen were great – reallllly helpful! – so anyway the damn Marshalls took it and I had to pay $700 this morning in the city to get it out and then return BACK to BK to 33rd and 3rd avenue to retrieve it. The City tows your car if you owe more than $350 in tickets, which we owed $382 and all the summonses were going to the old address – ugh stupid!
ha speaking of. so yesterday i learned a new word. “blowout” it’s mommy speak for when a baby has a hurricane like poop and it shoots out of the diaper!
You know what’s funny – have you ever heard about the gay bomb? It was an idea for a new weapon that someone came up with in the cold war. It was supposed to be a chemical weapon that would spray some kind of super strong aphrodesiac on enemy positions. The theory was that everyone would start getting uncontrollably gay with each other and then they would be too demoralized to fight.
benson- it’s very cool. Cancer sniffing dogs are amazing to. Some of the mental therapy dogs I met down at GZ were wonderful animals too- they would walk around the site and go up to someone- they made people smile and feel better. Lots of studies on how animals are good for us.
“And in all fairness DH, so far today I have introduced topics such as:
1. Explosions
2. Semen samples
3. Getting kicked out of the military
[not connected of course]
So I blame you for not running with the material I give you.”
Listen, I couldn’t get much traction with a discussion of gay cats. Deafening silence to my assertion that the wikileaks docs give lie to the right wing meme that Obama is pursuing some kind of anticolonial agenda. Looks like we are in total tis the season mode around here. I actually kind of like that, even if it bores DH.
g10, I see the city tow trucks super active in my hood as they are stationed in the Navy yard. I see them patroling around in the morning with some sort of list in hand.
haha gay bomb hilarious
Hi Everyone!
Well I got me a TEMP Job. Starts on Monday and lasts until Jan 19th -am thrilled to be working and the pay ain’t too bad -much better than an unemployment check!
The temp agency I went to was really really great, nice people and they didn’t make me take a stupid “typing/proficiency test”
OH AND MY CAR got TOWED last night while out with former coworkers at Otto in the City – MAN I was PISSED, I got out of dinner at 11pm – car was gone – the cops that came after I reported it stolen were great – reallllly helpful! – so anyway the damn Marshalls took it and I had to pay $700 this morning in the city to get it out and then return BACK to BK to 33rd and 3rd avenue to retrieve it. The City tows your car if you owe more than $350 in tickets, which we owed $382 and all the summonses were going to the old address – ugh stupid!
ha speaking of. so yesterday i learned a new word. “blowout” it’s mommy speak for when a baby has a hurricane like poop and it shoots out of the diaper!
ew!
*rob*
m4l – do you like fishsticks?
You know what’s funny – have you ever heard about the gay bomb? It was an idea for a new weapon that someone came up with in the cold war. It was supposed to be a chemical weapon that would spray some kind of super strong aphrodesiac on enemy positions. The theory was that everyone would start getting uncontrollably gay with each other and then they would be too demoralized to fight.
benson- it’s very cool. Cancer sniffing dogs are amazing to. Some of the mental therapy dogs I met down at GZ were wonderful animals too- they would walk around the site and go up to someone- they made people smile and feel better. Lots of studies on how animals are good for us.
“And in all fairness DH, so far today I have introduced topics such as:
1. Explosions
2. Semen samples
3. Getting kicked out of the military
[not connected of course]
So I blame you for not running with the material I give you.”
Listen, I couldn’t get much traction with a discussion of gay cats. Deafening silence to my assertion that the wikileaks docs give lie to the right wing meme that Obama is pursuing some kind of anticolonial agenda. Looks like we are in total tis the season mode around here. I actually kind of like that, even if it bores DH.
“OK dh – now can you write a 50 word essay that ties together explosions, semen samples, and getting kicked out of the military?”
if two dudes in the military engage in activities that would cause a semen explosion – they will get kicked out.