just back from taking my dog on a walk and some Park Slope observations:
1.) there is shady stuff going on at the TD Bank on the corner of 5th and and 1st st, ive known that for a while now tho….
2.) every child under the age of 10 looks like they are straight out of the movie village of the damned and sorta kinda genetically engineered. (scary whitish blond hair, androgynous, and grey/blue eyes) usually there are two of them, as in twins.
A.) they either are walking with a black nanny or
B.) a constipated looking lady who just aged out of moonface age.
3.) people don’t like pitbulls walking around at this hour
4.) my dog can’t seem to get into a place to shit without someone annoying him. no wonder the dog walker is always like oooooh, it’s hard to get him to go #2!
5.) i much prefer park slope at night. park slope during the day is seriously wack.
First person to eat a raw oyster
Person who invented pasta
Person who baked the first loaf of bread
First BJ
Al Gore because he invented the internet, without which i wouldn’t know any of you people.
Don’t worry DIBS, the wife got plenty of attention after her rollergirl outfit this weekend.
Rob! Ur funny!
Ok – I would agree with most of your comments about day time park slope
but what kinda shady bizness do you see happening at the TD bank
IJ – thanks!
“bascially”
Same sentence. Same unforced error jackal.
just back from taking my dog on a walk and some Park Slope observations:
1.) there is shady stuff going on at the TD Bank on the corner of 5th and and 1st st, ive known that for a while now tho….
2.) every child under the age of 10 looks like they are straight out of the movie village of the damned and sorta kinda genetically engineered. (scary whitish blond hair, androgynous, and grey/blue eyes) usually there are two of them, as in twins.
A.) they either are walking with a black nanny or
B.) a constipated looking lady who just aged out of moonface age.
3.) people don’t like pitbulls walking around at this hour
4.) my dog can’t seem to get into a place to shit without someone annoying him. no wonder the dog walker is always like oooooh, it’s hard to get him to go #2!
5.) i much prefer park slope at night. park slope during the day is seriously wack.
*rob*
Ditto, as I pointed out yesterday, when I’m being serious I’m bascially always right.
ditto, did you wipe it on the wall of the stall????
And where has your wife been????
Good luck, gem.
lech – I recognized the truth in your statement that I’d get nothing done today unless that was resolved.
Awesome people:
First person to eat a raw oyster
Person who invented pasta
Person who baked the first loaf of bread
First BJ
Al Gore because he invented the internet, without which i wouldn’t know any of you people.