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  1. “Indian restaurant opens up and you find out the owner and chef aren’t even Indian, they’re from Indiana!”

    More likely they’re from Bangaldesh

  2. So the men’s club dined at Grand Szechuan for lunch.

    My fortune (from the cookie) was rather lame but the “Speak Chinese” translation on the back was…

    Are you coming? ni lai ma?

    This will forever come in handy.

  3. “I thought Ditto was a screenwriter/scriptwriter, possibly for the Daily Show. Ditto, you an entertainment lawyer?”

    Well thats a big compliment, thanks. Far from it I’m afraid, my particular area of law would be considered as stultifyingly boring by most.

    My dream job (excluding porn-industry based ones) would be a writer for Futurama. However, the stength of the fantasy is inversely proportional to the ability in this case.

  4. “Mr. B should do a monthly cooking thread. Brownstone friendly recipes? What cooks up best in a period appropriate kitchen? :-)”

    Snappy, first begin by plucking a chicken.

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