“”You know Jesus had to be a black man. His first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. ‘Oh, no! We’ve run out of wine!’ Jesus: ‘Well, I don’t usually do this, but (waves hand and changes the water into wine) go on ‘head and keep the party goin’!”
Sorry, Snaps, but I think it was Gin, and this clearly makes Jesus a WASP! ; )
When I was young I assumed god was a bit Sikh-looking with a big turban, green eyes and a white beard and moustache. He usually had his arms folded across his chest.
Ahh! Having flashbacks of middle school science class and Punnett Squares. No 6th grader should be trying to figure out the likelihood of brown eyes and webbed feet!
I see the SP500 at 1,200 very shortly!!!!!! Load up on QLD Calls.
Yes, ditto, Nicholas & Alexandra’s son Alexei had hemophilia, so they retained Rasputin to cure him, and we all know how well that turned out.
Arkady, drive around Brooklyn & Queens and look at the BVMs in the bathtubs. Mary has a VERY white face.
“”You know Jesus had to be a black man. His first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. ‘Oh, no! We’ve run out of wine!’ Jesus: ‘Well, I don’t usually do this, but (waves hand and changes the water into wine) go on ‘head and keep the party goin’!”
Sorry, Snaps, but I think it was Gin, and this clearly makes Jesus a WASP! ; )
When I was young I assumed god was a bit Sikh-looking with a big turban, green eyes and a white beard and moustache. He usually had his arms folded across his chest.
“double recessive”
Ahh! Having flashbacks of middle school science class and Punnett Squares. No 6th grader should be trying to figure out the likelihood of brown eyes and webbed feet!
Wasn’t it the Russian royal family where the haemophilia was running wild? I think its double recessive.
Dibs – Mary had a little lamb whose fleece, not face, was white as snow.
For Slopey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g