I went to The Farm on Saturday for brunch. I didn’t expect this, but I was surrounded by “beardos”, “moonfaces”, and their “crotchfruit”. I immediately thought of *rob* and had a good laugh.
Actually it’s Cheney’s fault they ran out of wine. One of his similarly gun-happy ancestors shot the wine delivery guy in the face, he fell, and the bottles of wine broke, thus leaving the wedding guests with plain water. Sad really. I think it’s described in detail in the book of Deuteronomy.
excuse me, Miss Cobble. No ethnic slurs of the Welsh, please.
I went to The Farm on Saturday for brunch. I didn’t expect this, but I was surrounded by “beardos”, “moonfaces”, and their “crotchfruit”. I immediately thought of *rob* and had a good laugh.
Actually it’s Cheney’s fault they ran out of wine. One of his similarly gun-happy ancestors shot the wine delivery guy in the face, he fell, and the bottles of wine broke, thus leaving the wedding guests with plain water. Sad really. I think it’s described in detail in the book of Deuteronomy.
Song of Solomon is really beautiful. Very sensual/
“What’s the holocaust?”
Exact quote.
DIBS, that assumes that the bride’s father paid for the wedding. Perhaps he didn’t since he was incredibly cheap. Jesus was Welsh.
Sooner or later we’ll find out it was Bush’s fault that they ran out of wine, right?
“She thought it was something sexual. There were witnesses who can self-identify if they would like.”
this is true. hahaha
Dave, that assumes that the bride’s father paid for the wedding. Perhaps he didn’t since he was out of work, constantly. Jesus was Black.
(I hope everyone realizes this is tongue-in-cheek. Now what was that about not being able to make fun of certain groups???)