Open Thread

By cobblehiller on September 20, 2010 11:17 AM

Pete, I’m part Welsh.

Explains a lot.

We were laughing raucously. We were already getting the stinkeye from a couple of sanctimonious hall monitor types who later came over and scolded us for ruining their dinner.

Typical.

We were laughing raucously. We were already getting the stinkeye from a couple of sanctimonious hall monitor types who later came over and scolded us for ruining their dinner.

Waitress: “What are you laughing about?”

“You don’t want to know”

“I totally do.”

“It’s dirty.”

“Now I really want to know.”

“OK, which is worse, [I’LL TELL YOU ALL WHAT GOES HERE SOME OTHER TIME] or the holocaust?”

“What’s the holocaust?”

“Seriously?? You know, Hitler, 6 million Jews? You know it’s Yom Kippur right now?”

[unconvincingly] “Oh yeah, I totally know the holocaust. I just thought you meant it as a sexual thing.”

“Nope. No. Just not…. no. Defintely no. Not at all.”

“Sooner or later we’ll find out it was Bush’s fault that they ran out of wine, right?”

C’mon, DIBS, It wasn’t Bush, everyone knows he’s sober now, it was Dick Cheney’s fault. : P

Donatella, Psalms is my personal favorite. Moving.