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Jackal, you’re IN!!!
“By CGar on July 16, 2010 12:13 PM
BTW, hope your nose isn’t all bent out of shape by my offering lechacal a name partnership yesterday?”
“By slopefarm on July 16, 2010 12:24 PM
No problem, CGar, as long as jackal makes it rain he can scream and yell at all the non-clients and non-partners he likes. And it’s great that we can pay him in Jamisons.”
SSCJ&L is born!! (I think having the last name in the firm is cool, personally, seeing as I’m a sammich, but if you want a different position (nh), we’ll have to check with the ladies.)
You chose to live where you do, Rob, and I thought you liked it. But it’s kind of ground zero for the stuff you profess to hate. You thought it ridiculous when I suggested Queens, which has few such ‘problems’ and a lower cost of living. Plenty of other BK neighborhoods likewise (Kensington, Bay Ridge….).
Sounds like you’re trying to have it both ways.
So I went to lunch on Stone St today with a banker friend. Sat outside on one of the picnic tables.
Waitress comes over. Tits kind of hanging out of her shirt, looks a little like Ashley Dupree. Early 20s. Takes our drinks order and then says, “so where do you guys work?” (leaning in on the table). I say “oh, a law firm around the corner” and he says “an investment bank.” She wants to know what bank. She doesn’t want to know what law firm.
She comes back to take our food order, but before even taking our order she sits down next to my friend. “So…. I need your advice. I just got this email from my boyfriend. Do you think this is bad?” My friend and I exchange glances, trying not to laugh. He reads the email. She starts asking if she should break up with her boyfriend. She’s leaning in so far on my friend that her tits are starting to squash on his arm. “So what do you think, should I break up with him? I totally think I need to get back at him.” At this point it’s like someone farted in church and I’m trying so hard not to laugh my eyeballs hurt and I’m sure everyone around me can tell I’m busting up, but I keep it in because I don’t want to hurt the little tart’s feelings.
My friend says something about how he wouldn’t send an email like that to his wife, that’s for sure. She eventually gets the point and slinks away. We can see her getting a finger wagging from the manager.
The point of this story is the following: If you want random women with big tits to try to sleep with you to get back at their boyfriends, go to business school. Do not go to law school.
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Ok Rob what you are saying is that yuppie “high end” tastes are making it difficult for you because they cause food inflation, making everything more expensive. But is that really true?
yes that is exactly what im saying. it’s exactly what happened with rents and home prices. now that crazy shi+ is invading every aspect of life from ice cream to baloney to friggin dog treats and toilet paper!
Jackal, you’re IN!!!
“By CGar on July 16, 2010 12:13 PM
BTW, hope your nose isn’t all bent out of shape by my offering lechacal a name partnership yesterday?”
“By slopefarm on July 16, 2010 12:24 PM
No problem, CGar, as long as jackal makes it rain he can scream and yell at all the non-clients and non-partners he likes. And it’s great that we can pay him in Jamisons.”
SSCJ&L is born!! (I think having the last name in the firm is cool, personally, seeing as I’m a sammich, but if you want a different position (nh), we’ll have to check with the ladies.)
“I’m sure the story would have turned out differently if you’d let slip that you are a partner in SSCJ&L LLP.”
Totally. With that kind of swagger she would have sat on my side of the table for sure.
You chose to live where you do, Rob, and I thought you liked it. But it’s kind of ground zero for the stuff you profess to hate. You thought it ridiculous when I suggested Queens, which has few such ‘problems’ and a lower cost of living. Plenty of other BK neighborhoods likewise (Kensington, Bay Ridge….).
Sounds like you’re trying to have it both ways.
By benson on July 16, 2010 3:22 PM
Is it just me, or does anyone else find the term MILF crass and disgusting?
what’s so disgusting about finding women who’ve had children physically attractive? i think it’s empowering!!
Jackal,
I’m sure the story would have turned out differently if you’d let slip that you are a partner in SSCJ&L LLP.
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Philly…new furnace $4,000
Brooklyn…new roof $6,500
P-Town…septic repair $900
Bucks…new water expansion tank & pressure valve…$1,200
wow! someone is a property hoarder. you might wanna see a shrink about that.
*rob*
Is it just me, or does anyone else find the term MILF crass and disgusting?
So I went to lunch on Stone St today with a banker friend. Sat outside on one of the picnic tables.
Waitress comes over. Tits kind of hanging out of her shirt, looks a little like Ashley Dupree. Early 20s. Takes our drinks order and then says, “so where do you guys work?” (leaning in on the table). I say “oh, a law firm around the corner” and he says “an investment bank.” She wants to know what bank. She doesn’t want to know what law firm.
She comes back to take our food order, but before even taking our order she sits down next to my friend. “So…. I need your advice. I just got this email from my boyfriend. Do you think this is bad?” My friend and I exchange glances, trying not to laugh. He reads the email. She starts asking if she should break up with her boyfriend. She’s leaning in so far on my friend that her tits are starting to squash on his arm. “So what do you think, should I break up with him? I totally think I need to get back at him.” At this point it’s like someone farted in church and I’m trying so hard not to laugh my eyeballs hurt and I’m sure everyone around me can tell I’m busting up, but I keep it in because I don’t want to hurt the little tart’s feelings.
My friend says something about how he wouldn’t send an email like that to his wife, that’s for sure. She eventually gets the point and slinks away. We can see her getting a finger wagging from the manager.
The point of this story is the following: If you want random women with big tits to try to sleep with you to get back at their boyfriends, go to business school. Do not go to law school.
quote:
Ok Rob what you are saying is that yuppie “high end” tastes are making it difficult for you because they cause food inflation, making everything more expensive. But is that really true?
yes that is exactly what im saying. it’s exactly what happened with rents and home prices. now that crazy shi+ is invading every aspect of life from ice cream to baloney to friggin dog treats and toilet paper!
*rob*